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Old 11-26-2012, 05:19 PM   #1
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Just tried to have my first glass of Derby brand lemonade ($1.99 on sale!)

I'd rather have a BMC colonic whilst watching the Tom Green show. Absolutely vile. Tastes like a mix of lemon skins, lemon Pledge and the dashed dreams of a young orphan in Kabul. Also, it looks like wee-wee with bubbles.

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Old 11-26-2012, 05:37 PM   #2
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Sounds a lot like my first marriage! Heavy on the dashed dreams......


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Old 11-26-2012, 05:51 PM   #3
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Are you sure it wasn't bud light?
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Seriously, if someone offered you a bud light to get the taste of this stuff out of your mouth, you would thank them and mean it.
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Old 11-26-2012, 06:11 PM   #5
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Man, that's bad!
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Old 11-26-2012, 06:13 PM   #6
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Seriously, if someone offered you a bud light to get the taste of this stuff out of your mouth, you would thank them and mean it.
This is pretty serious coming from the guy that will ferment anything on a dare.
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Old 11-26-2012, 06:43 PM   #7
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Hey I've said I'd TRY anything once... never said I'd LIKE it!
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Old 11-26-2012, 06:47 PM   #8
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Hey I've said I'd TRY anything once... never said I'd LIKE it!
Well in that case, how did the BMC butt chugging, Tom Green show marathon go? Would you recommend it to others?
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I've shied away from butt-chugging since I heard about the guy on the news who was paying off his nurse to spike his colonics with sherry. He's no longer with us... kind of soured me on the idea.

Seriously though, avoid the lemonade... its nasty stuff.
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When I die, I don't need a fancy pine box;
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Old 11-27-2012, 02:23 AM   #10
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Just tried to have my first glass of Derby brand lemonade ($1.99 on sale!)

I'd rather have a BMC colonic whilst watching the Tom Green show. Absolutely vile. Tastes like a mix of lemon skins, lemon Pledge and the dashed dreams of a young orphan in Kabul. Also, it looks like wee-wee with bubbles.

Skip it.
I've been to Kabul... ****ty place.


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