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Old 11-25-2012, 06:44 PM   #21
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Doesn't look too bad.

Just enough to get everyone to talk! Good idea joking about Bob hitting you. It either works out the way you want, or you get some quiet around the house for a few days.
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Old 11-25-2012, 06:45 PM   #22
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Wow. Gotta love the judgemental nature of todays society. Its a shame thats where were at nowadays

 
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Old 11-25-2012, 06:49 PM   #23
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Yoop. I think I see knuckle marks...
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Old 11-25-2012, 09:08 PM   #24
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Yoop. I think I see knuckle marks...
I'm pretty sure the doorway didn't have knuckles, but I could check!

It's dark purple now, surrounded by green highlights. The photo makes it look bland, but it's quite vividly colored.

I think AnOldUr is right- I'll say my boyfriend hit me. Or maybe that I had a fight with Bob's girlfriend. That would start some tongues wagging!

I'm working all day tomorrow, in a different place than Friday, so maybe I'll just say something like, "I don't want to talk about it. I'm sure you can understand".
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Old 11-25-2012, 09:13 PM   #25

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Or maybe that I had a fight with Bob's girlfriend.
That is the winning idea

 
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Old 11-26-2012, 03:52 PM   #26
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Haven't seen that much eye shadow since the late 80's!

Just tell people you and Bob had a fight over the last glass of IPA. Then tell them they should see how bad Bob looks!

 
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:52 PM   #27
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I think I can one-up you all... "I got into an argument with my rabbi, it got pretty heated"
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Old 12-02-2012, 05:08 AM   #28
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Riiiiight.....

Black eyes and alcohol are like peanut butter and jelly.

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Old 12-05-2012, 02:32 AM   #29
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I didn't sleep well last night, and so got up to go to the bathroom with the light out. Coming back to the bedroom, I missed the doorway and nailed my face on the door frame (head too!). I briefly saw stars, and the loud noise woke Bob up.

I have a big ugly black eye, and a bump on my forehead. I have to work tomorrow.

My son asked me today what happened, and I said, "I ran into a doorway". He looked very concerned, and then started to laugh. I said "What?" and he said that is what women say when their husbands hit them.

So, now I'm thinking if I go to work and all thousand people ask me what happened, Bob will look really bad!

So, I should tell people I got into a barfight, and no one would ever believe that!
If you want to have fun with it, have him send you flower at work. A card with just "I'm Sorry" would seal the deal. They'd be convinced he did it.
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If you want to have fun with it, have him send you flower at work. A card with just "I'm Sorry" would seal the deal. They'd be convinced he did it.
Ha! Great idea.

I now have just one spot of black around my eye. It got beautifully yellow and green and purple first but I have one spot of black.

I just realized yesterday that my head doesn't hurt as much, just one spot with a small bump on my forehead.

I guess I can no longer use "my head injury" as a valid excuse to get out of anything!
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