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Old 11-22-2012, 11:51 PM   #1
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I didn't sleep well last night, and so got up to go to the bathroom with the light out. Coming back to the bedroom, I missed the doorway and nailed my face on the door frame (head too!). I briefly saw stars, and the loud noise woke Bob up.

I have a big ugly black eye, and a bump on my forehead. I have to work tomorrow.

My son asked me today what happened, and I said, "I ran into a doorway". He looked very concerned, and then started to laugh. I said "What?" and he said that is what women say when their husbands hit them.

So, now I'm thinking if I go to work and all thousand people ask me what happened, Bob will look really bad!

So, I should tell people I got into a barfight, and no one would ever believe that!
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:17 AM   #2
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say "I really don't care to share my personal life at work, but you should see the other guy" and walk away.

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Old 11-23-2012, 12:18 AM   #3
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Just tell them you got in to a fight over the last beer. Totally believable. Heal fast!

 
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:21 AM   #4
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:24 AM   #5
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"I fell off the mechanical bull down at Cowtown."

 
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:34 AM   #6

5 minute major and a game misconduct...the other gal didn't stand a chance
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:37 AM   #7
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"I fell off the mechanical bull down at Cowtown."
Yep, that's the one I'm using! There probably isn't a mechanical bull within 500 miles, so that will work.


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5 minute major and a game misconduct...the other gal didn't stand a chance
The sad thing is, I've used that one already. More than once.
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:38 AM   #8
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Just answer "NOTHING!" And mutter to yourself about those gawdam motherf&%$ing bears learned whose trash can not to mess with.
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:40 AM   #9
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Pics or it didn't happen
Maybe. I think we should wait until it turns green and yellow, and not just black and purple though. I don't look good in purple.
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:49 AM   #10
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Caught a elbow in the roller derby.

Seriously, People are going to give Bob the stink eye no matter what if you are seen with him with a black eye.

 
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