The worst night sleep I got was 3 days ago. 5 alarm toothache that lasted 24 hours straight. I've never been happy to get a root canal before.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!