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Old 08-21-2007, 05:25 PM   #1
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German teenagers' debut sex act interrupted by fire

BERLIN (Reuters) - A teenage couple having sex for the first time were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl's attic bedroom and forced them to flee naked from her parents' house, German daily Bild reported on Friday.
The girl had wanted to create a romantic atmosphere for the occasion. But when the room suddenly became engulfed with flames, they had to make a hasty escape.
The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic. A charred teddy had survived but the fire wrecked the entire top floor of the house causing around 100,000 euros (68,000 pounds) worth of damage.
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:01 PM   #2
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Are they sure it was their first time? Usually when there is burning.....

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Old 08-21-2007, 06:10 PM   #3
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First time I did it, she was burnin'...

(hadn't learned the importance of cunnilingus yet.... )
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:26 PM   #4
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Fire, fire, fire..........
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:36 PM   #5
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this happens to me all the time... something about my love being to hot to handle or something...
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:12 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by krispy d
this happens to me all the time... something about my love being to hot to handle or something...
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:38 PM   #7
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Brings a whole new meaning to: Do you smoke after sex?

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