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Old 11-15-2012, 01:38 PM   #1
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Has anyone else read his stuff? I'm amazed this guy is still alive and kicking. In college he would have been my hero. I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsex and the Morimoto stories. If you love to read about drunkeness, debauchery, and general douchiness, pick up "Sloppy Seconds" and prepare yourself. Looks like I'll be making a few more "literary" purchases in the near future.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:38 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:40 PM   #3
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I read his first book (I hope they serve beer in hell) but haven't read anything since. I absolutely laughed my ass off at the sushi-pants/breathalzyer story and the story about crashing the girl's car into a donut shop. I'll have to grab the second book and see how it compares.
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:47 PM   #4
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He's got 4 now. Sloppy Seconds is a free e-book
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:49 PM   #5
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I read his stuff in college, awesome stuff.

Unfortunately my girlfriend read some of it recently and found out where I got some of my lines from. "wait a second, you used this line on me and I fell for it!" Lol

 
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:54 PM   #6
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He's got 4 now. Sloppy Seconds is a free e-book
Four? ****, he's been busy.

Anybody else on here read Jason Mulgrew? Kind of similiar to Tucker but with more self-depreciation and less sex with crazy girls. He's still very funny.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:23 PM   #7
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Ive read two of his books. Laughed my ass off. Especially the one where he ****s his pants and blames it on the girl he just slept with.
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Ok, I'm downloading this RIGHT NOW!

 
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:54 PM   #9
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Ok, I'm downloading this RIGHT NOW!
Enjoy, but remember that you have been warned. Your ribs will hurt and anyone sitting close to you will think you've gone off the deep end. The quote in my signature is tame compared to most of his stuff.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:07 AM   #10
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This guy got me through tech school lol. REDICULOUS!

 
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