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Old 08-15-2007, 09:36 PM   #1
Sir Humpsalot
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Nov 2006
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He who writes on bathroom walls
Rolls his $hit in little balls.

And he who reads these words of wit
Eats those little balls of $hit
Apparently words in quotes don't count toward the 10 character minimum. Who knew?
In Process: Mango Beer, Homebrewers Pale Ale
Bottled/Kegged:Spicy Light Rye, Rice-adjunct Pale Ale, Mild Bourbon Porter, Roasty Stout, Basic Light Mead, Bourbon County Stout Clone
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Old 08-15-2007, 09:43 PM   #2
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Mar 2006
Columbus OH
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When I was young and in my prime,
I used to jackoff all the time.

Now that I'm old and have more sense,
I use the knothole in the fence.
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

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Old 08-15-2007, 09:47 PM   #3
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Jun 2006
Plainfield, IL
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Some come here to **** and stink,
Some come here to sit and think,
I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
On Tap: Whatever I just brewed (got sick of updating it)

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Old 08-15-2007, 10:19 PM   #4
Bernie Brewer
Grouchy Old Fart
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Feb 2006
Eldorado, WI
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"The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful"

Bathroom writing that Jimmy Buffett turned into a song.
I like to squeeze the nickle until the buffalo craps-mt rob

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?" Jimmy Buffett

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Old 08-15-2007, 10:21 PM   #5
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Jul 2007
Bryan, Texas
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There once was a man named McNair,
Who decided to take his wife on the stair
but when the banister broke
he just doubled his stroke
and finished her off in the air!

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Old 08-15-2007, 10:28 PM   #6
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Nov 2006
Hobart, Tasmania
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Dyslexics of the world untie.

s : Ginger Beer, Wheat Beer
Secondary :
: all drunk
Drinking : A Lot.
Next Up : Wheat Beer with grainy things

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Old 08-15-2007, 11:00 PM   #7
Jan 2007
Lubbock, TX
Posts: 168

"What are you looking up here for? The joke's in your hands."

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Old 08-15-2007, 11:04 PM   #8
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Oct 2006
Ankeny, IA
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Here I sit
all broken hearted
came to $hit
but only farted

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Old 08-16-2007, 02:27 AM   #9
Oct 2005
Alaska, Honey, there's a moose on the back porch again!
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"tried to $hit with a$$ cheeks flexin', and gave birth to another Texan"

Hey, I didn't write it, just repeated it.
No, I like snow, it's the shoveling it I could do without....

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Old 08-16-2007, 02:33 AM   #10
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Jul 2006
Bee Cave, Texas
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There once was a man from Boston
Who rode around in an Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung outside
So he lost em.

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