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Old 08-15-2007, 05:19 PM   #31
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It's just too bad the dick in a box idea came too late. I guess I should plan earlier next year.....

Anyway, we went out to a nice dive restaurant (great food, a dozen german beers on tap- so she got her Optimator- and some hackepeter). I spent about $50 on dinner. Cheap.

And then I told her we'd be taking private dance lessons. Having studied dance for a number of years (pre-beergut), I always resisted taking classes with her because I didn't want to do the beginners classes. So I just made a quick call to a dance studio and scheduled a few private lessons. Now I guess I've just got to teach her the basics before we go...
Dance lessons??? My god, man! It's just a bloody birthday! You didn't have to panic and get all crazy!

You didn't listen to anything I said. What are you going to do next year? Think of Christmas, anniversaries, etc. Now that she's got you prancing around like a ballerina there will be no stopping her. SHE ALREADY THINKS YOU'RE SENSITIVE. Bah, I'm beginning to think so too....

Madness.
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:30 PM   #32
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....private dance lessons........

Now I guess I've just got to teach her the basics before we go...
please don't take any offense to this but;

Are you a chick? You dance?
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:33 PM   #33
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Funny stuff. A buddy of mine did something similar with a bucket of popcorn while watching a movie with his wife.

So he's seen
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Nice work on the dance lessons, DS. Though you are setting the bar pretty high...
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:34 PM   #34
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please don't take any offense to this but;

Are you a chick? You dance?

I live in Chicago. There's about a million latinas around here. On saturdays they get dressed to a T with tits practically popping out of tight dresses. And if you can dance, you can squeeze them and maybe cop a feel. And the more men like you that stay away, the more women there are for me.

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Dance lessons??? My god, man! It's just a bloody birthday! You didn't have to panic and get all crazy!

You didn't listen to anything I said. What are you going to do next year? Think of Christmas, anniversaries, etc. Now that she's got you prancing around like a ballerina there will be no stopping her. SHE ALREADY THINKS YOU'RE SENSITIVE. Bah, I'm beginning to think so too....

Madness.
It's ok. It'll inspire her to start wearing tighter dresses. She's 5'8" and dieting. She's down to about 138 lbs, but has been keeping her Dcup. Looking good.... She needs tighter clothes.
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:19 PM   #36
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So he's seen Diner, then?
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Old 08-16-2007, 12:28 AM   #37
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It's ok. It'll inspire her to start wearing tighter dresses. She's 5'8" and dieting. She's down to about 138 lbs, but has been keeping her Dcup. Looking good.... She needs tighter clothes.
We'll be the judge of that. You know where to put the pics. Tuesdays are open. I'll accept Mondays.

Dancing. I mean..... really.
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We'll be the judge of that. You know where to put the pics. Tuesdays are open. I'll accept Mondays.

Dancing. I mean..... really.

this kinda sounds like a monday thing if you know what I mean
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