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Old 08-15-2007, 03:05 AM   #21
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Get on the phone when she walks in and be screaming at the top of your lungs at the phantom Fed Ex guy on the other end...cursing him up one side and down the other for not getting your girlfriends present delivered on time.

It'll buy you an extra 24 hours.

That is an AWESOME idea. I gotta write that down since my SWMBOs birthday is next Tuesday.. *scribble*scribble*

Well, it's 10 PM his time and we haven't heard back from Damn Squirrels. He's either pulled something together quick, or the quicklime is slowly dissolving the corpse as we speak.
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:40 PM   #22
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so how did this end up?
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:27 PM   #23
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Perfect gift right here, and you can make it in a matter of min.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
That is just hillarious.
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:36 PM   #24
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I think you would spend more time finding a box to make a hole in than making said hole
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:36 PM   #25
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drunk......
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:48 PM   #26
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Perfect gift right here, and you can make it in a matter of min.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Funny stuff. A buddy of mine did something similar with a bucket of popcorn while watching a movie with his wife. She likes popcorn a lot.

Still waiting on the squirrel update...

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:58 PM   #27
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since DS is AWOL....lets start speculating

I think that he could be.......
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:59 PM   #28
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...bleeding profusely in a corner deciding whether to call 911 or check his fermentation first

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:08 PM   #29
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...bleeding profusely in a corner deciding whether to call 911 or check his fermentation first

LOL


It's just too bad the dick in a box idea came too late. I guess I should plan earlier next year.....

Anyway, we went out to a nice dive restaurant (great food, a dozen german beers on tap- so she got her Optimator- and some hackepeter). I spent about $50 on dinner. Cheap.

And then I told her we'd be taking private dance lessons. Having studied dance for a number of years (pre-beergut), I always resisted taking classes with her because I didn't want to do the beginners classes. So I just made a quick call to a dance studio and scheduled a few private lessons. Now I guess I've just got to teach her the basics before we go...
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:19 PM   #30
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Damn... for quick thinking, that ain't bad... best I could ever come up with was a dozen roses from the H-E-B for $12, with a package of noodles and a bottle of sauce for $3....


Why did she marry me again???

 
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