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Old 08-14-2007, 11:51 PM   #11
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Last year, I got her an earring that matched the one that she lost that her uncle had given her a few weeks before he died...

Maybe I can milk that for another year?
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Old 08-14-2007, 11:54 PM   #12
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Last year, I got her an earring that matched the one that she lost that her uncle had given her a few weeks before he died...

Maybe I can milk that for another year?
Nope. Dead man walking..................................
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Old 08-14-2007, 11:56 PM   #13
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Apparently SWMBO doesn't mean the same thing to you as it does to the rest of us.

Perhaps SWMBI or She Who Must Be Indifferent is a more fitting moniker.
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Old 08-14-2007, 11:57 PM   #14
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You're not pulling the wool over our eyes and getting her a ring are you?
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:09 AM   #15
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Nope. Dead man walking..................................
I agree....



I would take her out for tea.
...but I live in Tasmania so you should take her instead
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:40 AM   #16
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Quote:
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We've been dating over a year.
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Last year, I got her an earring that matched the one that she lost that her uncle had given her a few weeks before he died...
This appears to be the first woman, other than your mother, that you've been around. Let me clue you in.

You set the standard too high too early. You can't ride the glory of that sensitive earring gift, you have to TOP it. Basically, it was that moment of stupidity that won her. Now you have to keep up the pace or she'll whine that you're not the same man she fell in love with, or you've changed, or some other crap that you have to sit and listen to without telling her to shut the f**k up.

You should have gotten drunk last year and hit on her best friend. You peaked too early.
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:42 AM   #17
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Is that out of Ike Turner's book?

Nah, Ike would give her a nice ol' slap in the face...

Dude, I hope you ended up figuring something out... if not, how about cash?
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:57 AM   #18
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Get on the phone when she walks in and be screaming at the top of your lungs at the phantom Fed Ex guy on the other end...cursing him up one side and down the other for not getting your girlfriends present delivered on time.

It'll buy you an extra 24 hours.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:13 AM   #19
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Get on the phone when she walks in and be screaming at the top of your lungs at the phantom Fed Ex guy on the other end...cursing him up one side and down the other for not getting your girlfriends present delivered on time.

It'll buy you an extra 24 hours.
Now that is a brilliant idea!

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:53 AM   #20
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Perfect gift right here, and you can make it in a matter of min.


 
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