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Old 10-25-2012, 03:47 PM   #31
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I got a high pressure jet nozzle for my garden hose, and turned it on while looking directly into the nozzle. Felt like I'd blown my eyeball apart. I immediately clapped a hand over the eye, and was afraid to look at it for several minutes. There was no damage, but I still have no idea how I could have done such a stupid thing.
I lol'd at work. I've done stuff like that and wondered, "Do I even have an eye left?!?"
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:50 PM   #32
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I took a piss up hill once... Never again.
or in a stiff wind...
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:15 PM   #33
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I took a leak in the middle of harvesting my jolokia peppers Didn't even think about it. Screamed bloody murder. Never again.

 
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:24 PM   #34
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On the last fetch of that day I missed his rollback and spun around, started to bend over to get the ball and impaled my right eye socket on the Mooose antlers we had just put up on the wall.
AAGGHH!! Sh!t! Dang!
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:29 PM   #35
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AAGGHH!! Sh!t! Dang!
Ha. That is EXACTLY how I picture you.

 
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Old 10-25-2012, 08:22 PM   #36
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If I ordered chili and it came over spaghetti I'd be annoyed, but if I went to someone's house and thats what they served me I'd probably love it. Kind of like when my ex girlfriend's grandmother subbed out hardboiled eggs for meatballs in her spaghetti sauce.
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If I ordered chili and it came over spaghetti I'd be annoyed, but if I went to someone's house and thats what they served me I'd probably love it. Kind of like when my ex girlfriend's grandmother subbed out hardboiled eggs for meatballs in her spaghetti sauce.
Ha. First time I ever tried Pho' (Vietnamese noodle soup) it was listed as having meatballs.

Turns out they were fishballs (not testicular, btw).

Nasty.

 
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Old 10-25-2012, 08:38 PM   #38
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I love Pho and I love fishballs. I still pronounce it "Foe" in my head, even though I know its pronounced "Fuh."
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Old 10-25-2012, 08:46 PM   #39
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you love fishballs.

uhhh huh huh huh...
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Old 10-25-2012, 09:56 PM   #40
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I made chili monday and was about half way through dicing a habanero when i realized that i didn't glove up first. Washed my hands about a dozen times but still nearly blinded myself when i put contacts in before work that night

 
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