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Old 10-25-2012, 03:02 PM   #21
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I power drilled straight into the palm of my hand while ignoring proper safety precaution. I could see the cavity of my hand, pretty awesome. When i took the cuticle scissors to cut the flesh hanging out of the hole, i hit a giant nerve that was hanging out! It was the only painful part, and holy monkeymasterbation it was extremely painful. Not one person could stomach to hear the whole story. And my brother who was there refused to help me clean the flesh from the drill bit. Luckily I hit nothing vital to fine motor skills, and my hand is just fine today.
And no, there was no doctor, ER, or outsourced medical attention needed. Good ole' Marine Corps combat lifesaver certification.

 
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:08 PM   #22
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we call that Greek Spaghetti.
no, that's actually "two-way cincinnati style" chili.
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:10 PM   #23
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no, that's actually "two-way cincinnati style" chili.
Call it what you will. If it tastes good...eat it! (This applies to more than just food)
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:12 PM   #24
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yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to quote you, lol.
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:15 PM   #25
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:16 PM   #26
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no, that's actually "two-way cincinnati style" chili.
I'm in Oklahoma. It's all Greek.

I go to a place called Coney Island downtown. Specializes in simple hot dogs. Ran by a greek fellow. he makes spaghetti with chili. Calls it greek spaghetti. Has done since 1924.

I'll not argue with him about it. You can tho'. (405) 239-8568.

 
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:19 PM   #27
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At least you didn't go take a leak before washing the chili off of your hands...
or scratch your balls
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:22 PM   #28
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I'm in Oklahoma. It's all Greek.

I go to a place called Coney Island downtown. Specializes in simple hot dogs. Ran by a greek fellow. he makes spaghetti with chili. Calls it greek spaghetti. Has done since 1924.

I'll not argue with him about it. You can tho'. (405) 239-8568.
could be. i'm not arguing with anyone. i despise spaghetti in my chili. i like beans, tho.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:30 PM   #29
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At work I operate a machine that grinds chipper knifes to sharpen. We're talking industrial cutting tools. Well, usually wear gloves when doing anything with sharp knives and like a fool, I wasn't wearing gloves and cut a hunk of skin off my middle finger. That was Monday, and it's still an open wound. It isn't bloody or infected, just hurts like a mother if anything slides across that spot.

 
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:41 PM   #30
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We had moved in 2 weeks prior to this and were still decorating the house. I was playing fetch in the house with our cattle dog Kronk (RIP). He never returns the ball all the way to you, just gets close and rolls it at you. On the last fetch of that day I missed his rollback and spun around, started to bend over to get the ball and impaled my right eye socket on the Mooose antlers we had just put up on the wall.
My wife was on the phone with or youngest daughter in Texas and all she heard "Holy F***ing Sh!t" and me grabbing my face and falling to the floor.
Long story short, we put a cold compress on it and she started rushing me to the hospital and about halfway there, I got this intense pain and pressure in the socket and my eyeball actually slid back into place. Ended up with a hole though the eyelid and an eyepatch for 2 weeks.
Moral - never hang pointy things on the wall!

I also include a mix of pinto, black and kidney beans in my chili. I always make 2 pots, 1 spicy and 1 mild and I always include a couple of tablespoons of unsweetened bakers chocolate, it makes the chili more velvety and rich.
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