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Old 10-23-2012, 07:30 PM   #11
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Right on! Just google "do it yourself home treatment for gangrene", there's a number of ideas out there. One advertises FREE urine treatment for gangrene!

 
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:34 PM   #12
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That is an awesome apple press. Can I borrow it next year?
BAM!!!! SEE!??!? I TOLD people I would totally pull chics with that press and NO ONE believed me!!!

Thank you and sure. Although I think the commute is a little tough for you.

I pressed eight gallons the other night... the whole "Ewwww I'm light-headed from loss of blood excuse" or I would have done more.... and then I have another 15 gallons or so scheduled with a couple guys on Saturday. I'm pretty happy with it.

Tellin' you though... the whole "garbage disposal table" trick is the most kick-ass though. That's really nice instead of a regular grinder. It is super fast and it doesn't turn the apples into goo like I kinda though it would. It turns them into the perect consistancy pulp for pressing.
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:36 PM   #13
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Right on! Just google "do it yourself home treatment for gangrene", there's a number of ideas out there. One advertises FREE urine treatment for gangrene!
I have my Tuesday night Ping Pong league at The Cape (my bah) tonight and I'm not missing that so I will likely just soak it in scotch.

It doesn't hurt... and while it looks gross, I just googled gangrene and it doesn't look ANYTHING like that...

I am chalking the stinkyness up to being bandaged too many consecutive hours.

It'll be fiiiiiiiine.
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:39 PM   #14
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You can have it forever after he dies of gangrene.

 
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:41 PM   #15
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Tellin' you though... the whole "garbage disposal table" trick is the most kick-ass though. That's really nice instead of a regular grinder. It is super fast and it doesn't turn the apples into goo like I kinda though it would. It turns them into the perect consistancy pulp for pressing.
yeah, the garbage disposal trick kicks ass, but next time leave the finger bits out because that might freak out any vegetarians.

Oh, and put some antibiotic ointment on the finger. If it turns red at all, or you get a pink line, or if it starts to swell or throb, get to the ER immediately. I mean it.
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:41 PM   #16
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So you are using a solely purposed, clean garbage disposal as a juicer? Sweet!
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:44 PM   #17
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. If it turns red at all, or you get a pink line, or if it starts to swell or throb, get to the ER immediately. I mean it.
I know... trust me... in all seriousness... those are signs I'm lookin' for and it's been dipped in antibiotic ointment every couple of hours and wrapped up in clean bandaids. It's fine. It any of those signs show up, I'm heading to the doctors.

I was just bored, was cleaning it, it smelled terrible (it really does) and thought it would be a funny thread... plus I could show off my new press!!
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:44 PM   #18
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Best cure for a stinky finger is to soak it in cider. Or is that the number one cause... I can never keep these things straight.
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Old 10-23-2012, 07:46 PM   #19
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Hey I sliced through half of my thumb cutting jalapeņos for Super Bowl chili earlier this year. Cut right through the nail and everything, it hurt like a bitch. Anyway I had the same thought as you - screw waiting in a hospital and missing the game, I'll just slap a band aid on it and get drunk.

Well same thing happened - that bandaid stunk to high heaven but I just changed it everyday, ran hot water over the wound and put a new one on. I'm betting my thumb has healed better than had I gone for expert attention.

You'll be fine. Congrats on being a man.

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Old 10-23-2012, 07:48 PM   #20
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So you are using a solely purposed, clean garbage disposal as a juicer? Sweet!
yes sir.

It is epic.

I was searching the interwebs for grinder designs when I was making the press and everyone has these wooden drums with stainless steel screws in them, that you crank and it chips away at the apples. That's nice (seriously... some of them were really cool looking) but I'm way too lazy for that.

I then saw a link that said something like, "don't know why everyone doesn't grind apples this way" and it showed a guy who mounted a steel mixing bowl on a little wooden table, with a hole cut it in and a freakin' garbage disposal mounted underneath.

SOLD

Garbage disposal = $89
table = scrap wood i had in my garage
mixing bowl = Whoooooops, sorry SWMBO
switch and misc elect. = spare stuff I had laying around my garage.

for $89 the thing is badass.
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