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Old 11-07-2012, 07:05 PM   #121
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How many hours since you inoculated by sticking it in your colon?
Aw crap. I knew I forgot something. I normally use my thumb for that. Should have injured my thumb.

 
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Old 11-07-2012, 07:10 PM   #122
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Old 11-07-2012, 07:12 PM   #123
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Talking about fingers in colons do you guys know why polish proctologists use two fingers instead of one when perfoming an examination??

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To have a second opinion.

 
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:24 PM   #124
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Just an update since I am guessing folks are sitting patiently by their keyboards and screens waiting for one....

so... it's all healed up. There is still no finger print ridges anywhere on the area that grew back so while I THINK this is still temprorary and they'll end up being there sooner rather than later, my hopes of becoming a spy, which not finger prints, is still alive... which is sweet.

I also have no feeling in the whole area that grew back... kinda cool. I can stab it with a pin and it doesn't hurt. It's weird... I can touch my finger with a pin all around it but when I touch that spot... nuthin'. I don't know exactly how I will leverage this new super power in my spying endeavors but I am confident that itwill be put to use at some point.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:00 AM   #125
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If you ever get captured that finger tip will be immune to torture. Now all you need to do is find a way to convince enemy agents that its actually your weak spot so they concentrate their efforts on it and forgo the whole water boarding/electrodes on genitals steps....

Disappointed to see there's no mention of the current odour though, that's what we're really waiting to hear!
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:33 AM   #126
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Why be a spy when you can be a men in black?
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