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Old 10-18-2012, 11:48 PM   #11
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AAArrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

The point of this thread was I am a *****, and that little rubberband hurt
Boohoo?

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:07 AM   #12
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:30 AM   #13
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A girl once rolled over me and snapped my banjo string, and I don't own a banjo. It was a bloodbath. Paper cuts are for pusscats.

 
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Old 10-20-2012, 03:20 AM   #14
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Metal shavings...that is all.
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Old 10-20-2012, 03:35 AM   #15
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SUV rollover at 60mph, estimated. Ejected from vehicle. Slid into a cypress tree.
Kidney stones.
27 red wasp stings, and that's where they quit counting.
Melted my arm to a toaster oven.
Attacked by a Doberman.
Maced myself. Hey, I didn't think it'd be that bad.
Been tased by those little handheld tasers. It's really not that bad.
Ate ghost pepper.

And ya know what, a little piece of brass wire brush stuck in the bottom of my toe, a chunk of skin removed by a rusted bolt or stepping barefoot on a lit charcoal still hurts.

And speaking of rubbers, getting your hair caught in the base of one, that's not too good a feeling either.
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Old 10-20-2012, 03:38 AM   #16

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Perspective is everything: get shot, have an epic car crash, blow out a couple of lumbar discs while 100 miles from Hudson Bay and have to wait three days for the sea plane to fetch you out to a surgical ward, shatter a collar bone and have the idiots in charge of your care hold off on surgery for eleven friggin' months, have a routine surgery turn you into an ersatz Bell's Palsy victim for two years +...and a few other calamities along life's way...

...and you won't even think "Ouch!" from random dings...

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Old 10-20-2012, 03:41 AM   #17

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A girl once rolled over me and snapped my banjo string, and I don't own a banjo. It was a bloodbath. Paper cuts are for pusscats.
"Banjo string" is a new euphemism for that, not one I would chose though. Perhaps 'snapped my giant redwood'?

How are you feeling now?

 
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Old 10-20-2012, 03:51 AM   #18
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Old 10-20-2012, 04:13 AM   #19
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6'1".....pfffft. Not even as tall as my mom.

 
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Old 10-20-2012, 04:20 AM   #20
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"Banjo string" is a new euphemism for that, not one I would chose though. Perhaps 'snapped my giant redwood'?

How are you feeling now?
A) You didn't google it then?

B) Still traumatized!

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