White Castle is one of the oddest places to eat in the world. While you are eating you tell yourself that this is bad food. Bad for you, overcooked, generally nasty... and yet it sets off some pleasure center in the brain that makes you eat more and more of it, until you are mishapen and feeling ill enough to die. I'm a fan.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!