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Old 10-12-2012, 03:58 PM   #1
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is anybody else excited when they come home from work and have a northern brewer catalog (or any number of the others) in your mailbox.. i received one this week and i have a handful of the pages dogeared and made sure to point out to my wife and to let her family know things that i "need" to take my beer to the next level
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:26 PM   #2
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Me too! Just got the new midwest catalog in the mail a couple days ago. Interesting that it came in on the day I brewed my 1st PM pale ale kit from them. Good ol' HB wish book!...
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #3
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Lol my wife has told me many times that my cateloges are the cheapest porn shes ever seen lol easiest way to get me in bed is to talk about conical fermentors lol ... isnt a joke either is the sad part she said both lines in a convo last week lol
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:39 PM   #4
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Not really, but that's because it's nearly the same darn thing every time simply with a different cover. Not like there are new products constantly being released. They do obviously get new stuff here and there, like new types of LME (though I don't do extract anymore), new kits, new decorative things like their beer stickers and such. But overall the new additions aren't too frequent and I honestly have everything I need already. My excitement comes from planning a recipe and ordering the ingredients

And making it/drinking it of course!


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Old 10-12-2012, 10:27 PM   #5
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Not so much anymore.....It seems like they (Northern Brewer, More Beer, Williams, Midwest, etc...) all pretty much carry all the same things. Even though MoreBeer wins for the best selection of advanced brewing supplies in their catalog. The prize is that it gets to stay right next to the john as reading material.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:34 PM   #6
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I had gotten my first one in the mail about a month ago and read it cover to cover at least twice the first night I had it. I made the mistake of leaving it out on our ottoman overnight, and our dog absolutely shredded it. I still haven't forgiven him for that!

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Old 10-12-2012, 11:11 PM   #7
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I get my porn, beer and otherwise, on the internet like most people.

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Old 10-12-2012, 11:40 PM   #8
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HBT Android App has made taking a sh!t go from necessity to hobby. Was in so long the other night, legs fell asleep. El bano pornografia. I still keep Zymurgy in a drawer next to Maxim and PB for when I only have one bar.

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Old 10-13-2012, 12:36 AM   #9
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As much of an Internet-based guy as I am, I love a good paper catalog. I got a Midwest brewing supply one in the mail this week... And I know they carry basically the same stuff as NB, but the pictures are all different

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Old 10-13-2012, 01:14 AM   #10
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I stare at them with desire on my work breaks sometimes.And daydream about making beer. And think how nice it would be to have those things I dont yet. Ha. As much money as I spent on craft beer research,I coulda had some nice stuff by now.

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