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Old 10-12-2012, 12:23 PM   #1
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Dear Snog Tee Girl,
It's been weeks now since I first noticed you staring at me from the top of the page every day when I come to HBT. I have always said hi, and waved, but you just keep smiling and staring at me, with that beautifully tight black tee shirt, that apparently has some typo on it. I've gone looking for you at snorgtees, but when I can't find you there, I remember that it's not possible to be in two places at once, and I rush back to HBT. I don't know how you always seem to come up when I'm on HBT, but thank you for that, and for not just being some picture in an ad.

In some ways, it kind of freaks me out that you're only looking at me, as I know there are a lot of other guys on HBT that have noticed you, but I appreciate you're attention- I'm not sure how you're doing that, as I always thought that there wasn't a camera in my computer screen, but then again, computers have always been smarter than me. (I hope you weren't looking too close last night when I was really trying to get your attention, but that's a different story).

Please PM me at your earliest convenience, and I'll be more than happy to help you design your next t-shirt.


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Old 10-12-2012, 01:14 PM   #2
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She stares at me as well. Those perky things... I keep trying to find the typo as well and get distracted. Damn ADD...


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Old 10-12-2012, 02:12 PM   #3
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Which girl is it? There are QUITE a few each with their own weird Internet cult-following.

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Old 10-12-2012, 02:17 PM   #4
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I have brought up the t-shirt model phenom in another thread. Takes my breath away.
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Mr. Jackson, there is nothing weird about the cult following those girls have. Hot women with perky breasts in tight tee shirts that suggest they might laugh at my lame jokes staring suggestively at me? Yeah, I can handle that. I wonder how long that marketing meeting took.
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Old 10-12-2012, 02:53 PM   #6
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Ok, how do I turn the ads back on??
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Hmm, adblock has been a staple of my chrome addons. This is making me reconsider.
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Hmm, adblock has been a staple of my chrome addons. This is making me reconsider.
Ha ha. I was like "What ads are they talking about? I don't see any ads."

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I think there is another Brunette not shown here.

Needs more research.


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