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Old 10-11-2012, 02:33 PM   #1
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Default I just clenched my buttocks

And my back cracked in like 6 places. Awesome.


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Old 10-11-2012, 02:36 PM   #2
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and that's not weird....

at all....


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Old 10-11-2012, 04:00 PM   #3
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And my back cracked in like 6 places. Awesome.
I just clenched my buttocks... I pooped a little.
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:10 PM   #4
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Another gem in the making Creamy!!!

A few more posts and I may get up the courage to clench mine!
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:11 PM   #5
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You should be more careful picking up the soap.
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:16 PM   #6
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Sure that wasn't the popping of dried dingleberries in your assbeard?
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:30 PM   #7
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I do not have an ass beard! I have an ass stache! Want an ass stache ride?
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And my back cracked in like 6 places. Awesome.
Try the dog and cat yoga stretches. And bend at your waist to put your palms on the floor. Bending over with your arms crossed and folded also feels nice.
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Is it bad that I just tried cracking my back that way? Damnit Creamy, why do I keep clicking on your threads? There's a certain magnetism to it.
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you should be more careful picking up the soap.
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