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Old 10-25-2012, 02:03 PM   #61
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Col Henry Blake: "Bet you don't know what kind of wood this is", stroking his new desk.
Hawkeye: "It's oak"
Col Blake: "Nope. It's oak!"

After all these years I still don't know why I think that's funny.
Oh I remember that episode! They traded that sweet desk to some Korean officer in exchange for drugs or something. They cut the back of Blake's office out and lifted the desk away with a helicopter(?)

Remember that episode where everyone was pulling pranks and Hawkeye was paranoid someone was going to prank him and he surrounded himself with barbed wire and at the end you find out he was the only one pranked. Making him paranoid WAS the prank!

ok, that didn't have a line quoted, but there was one episode where Burns dug an air raid shelter and B.J. filled it with water and yelled "AIR RAID" and Burns runs out in a panick and jumps into the shelter.

 
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Old 10-26-2012, 04:07 AM   #62
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From Seinfeld...


SID: Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who's putting your pants on?

GEORGE: I put my pants on, Sid.

SID: I don't believe you. If you can put your pants on, you can move those cars.

 
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Old 10-26-2012, 04:13 AM   #63
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Old 10-26-2012, 04:15 AM   #64
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It's clearly more than one line, but it's way too funny.


 
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Old 10-29-2012, 10:00 PM   #65
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Not sure if this one's been posted yet, but I love it! It still makes me laugh. If you're under the age of say...30, it'll probably be lost on you.

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Old 10-29-2012, 10:46 PM   #66
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not sure if this one's been posted yet, but i love it! It still makes me laugh. If you're under the age of say...30, it'll probably be lost on you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4gtodjtgl8
i'm running with scissors!!!
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:33 PM   #67
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i'm running with scissors!!!
That's what made me think of it! I was running up the stairs with scissors, and I said that to myself. Then I came down and found the "Wang Chung" clip!
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:08 AM   #68
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