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Old 10-08-2012, 01:37 PM   #11
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It's not a "line" so much, but one of the great moments for me in Futurama was this one.
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:53 PM   #12
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:29 PM   #13
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I've seen a few from Futurama, so here's my favorite:

While at the dog (horse?) track:

Announcer: And it's a dead heat! They're checking the electron microscope. The winner is... number 3 in a quantum finish!"
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.
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Old 10-08-2012, 05:43 PM   #14
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Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! Satan, you owe me!
--Professor Hubert J Farnsworth
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Old 10-08-2012, 05:46 PM   #15
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:18 PM   #16
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A bureaucrat opens Bender's locker. It's empty except for a single hex nut. She picks it up and glares at Bender. He looks at the floor and says "... Sometimes a guy gets lonely."
Who is this Rorschach guy? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Old 10-08-2012, 06:54 PM   #17
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Marge goes into the attic to see patty and selma in a pentagram on the floor.
she asks " Why are you worshipping the devil?"
They reply." There is nothing good on Television."
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:02 PM   #18
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"winter is coming" - game of thrones
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:30 PM   #19
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Here's to feelin' good all the time...

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Old 10-08-2012, 07:37 PM   #20
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You can't buy beer you only rent it.

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