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Old 10-21-2012, 02:57 AM   #51
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Ok one way to know you've had too much homebrew is when you're trying to dance like John Travolta to the Bill Withers songs ... and you manage to knock your damn glasses off and can't find them ...


 
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:00 AM   #52
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Oh how did I forget about John Travolta in Pulp Fiction ... that was an instant classic. Quentin Tarantino had many well directed films that's for sure, like Reservoir Dogs.


 
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:21 AM   #53
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When you wake up the next morning and fart so hard your butthole hurts.

 
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:04 PM   #54
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Yeah,those chain saw farts hurt.
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Old 10-21-2012, 08:39 PM   #55
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Yeah,those chain saw farts hurt.
Small price to pay for drinking homebrew. Helps to cold crash the beer a week or so to decrease the fart probability.
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:47 PM   #56
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Ive got 2 true ones
When you decide to climb a tree for a dead limb to burn fall and break crack two ribs on the limb you were standing on but dont spill a drop or drop the chainsaw [I was 21 and malt liquor was involved so piss off]

When you on your knees peeing because you cant stand [Absinthe is evil!!!!!]and the toilet lid falls smashing you meat and bits, then you fall over in pain cutting your face on the stupidly sharp and pointy tp holder. Finally proceding to take a nap half naked on the floor in blood and pee.


Thankfully Ive calmed down my drinking a bit, so now its more like
Drink a couple beers and take a nap.
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Old 10-22-2012, 04:23 PM   #57
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You're sneaking in the house at 3 am trying to be as ninja as possible, only to fall asleep on the stairs. You're woken up by your Mom @ 10 am & your back is seriously messed up.

 
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Old 10-22-2012, 06:46 PM   #58
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You have to ask if you've tossed your GFs salad the next morning...
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:21 AM   #59
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When you on your knees peeing because you cant stand [Absinthe is evil!!!!!]and the toilet lid falls smashing you meat and bits, then you fall over in pain cutting your face on the stupidly sharp and pointy tp holder. Finally proceding to take a nap half naked on the floor in blood and pee.
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