Ive got 2 true ones
When you decide to climb a tree for a dead limb to burn fall and break crack two ribs on the limb you were standing on but dont spill a drop or drop the chainsaw [I was 21 and malt liquor was involved so piss off]
When you on your knees peeing because you cant stand [Absinthe is evil!!!!!]and the toilet lid falls smashing you meat and bits, then you fall over in pain cutting your face on the stupidly sharp and pointy tp holder. Finally proceding to take a nap half naked on the floor in blood and pee.
Thankfully Ive calmed down my drinking a bit, so now its more like
Drink a couple beers and take a nap.
P1 Strawberry bannna melomel
p2 mixed berry cyser
p3 lemon ginger melomel
2 gallon fermenting kit is OTW!!!