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Old 09-29-2012, 09:29 PM   #1
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona's president sits down and says, "Seņor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

DISCLAIMER: I'm not crazy about Guinness.

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Old 09-30-2012, 12:06 AM   #2
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Haha, I like that one.
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Old 09-30-2012, 06:33 AM   #3
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Funny. But Guinness is the lifeblood.

I cook dinners and desserts with the stuff. And I drink a lot of it.

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Old 10-01-2012, 09:41 PM   #4
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Funny. But Guinness is the lifeblood.

I cook dinners and desserts with the stuff. And I drink a lot of it.
I think you missed the joke...

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Old 10-02-2012, 03:37 PM   #5
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I love that joke! My dad told me that joke when I was a kid and now I tell it every chance I get.
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