This is a review of the beer I read after I took two swallows and poured the rest of the bomber down the drain. I found it funny.
Thanks, Andy. Hazy amber pour with a tall white head. Light tartness on the nose, some soap, a bit of straw, grass, and candied cherry. A bit of cardboard, some hot dogs, water, and bandaids. The flavor is similarly strange. Soap, hot dogs, straw, and cherry candy. Some light lemon zest tartness, a bit of cardboard, bandaids, and grass. This is not good. Had to chase it with some Steel