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Old 10-08-2012, 09:13 PM   #111
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Athlete bodies, meh.....But that one does have a great personality! Yeah, I would jump her personality all day long!
I'm with you. I don't like a woman that looks more athletic than me. I like those soft curves.

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:39 PM   #112
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Athletic is far better than pudgy.

Athletic and a great personality? I am all over it!

Fantasies are visual for men, reality is personal.

Hot but irritating voice? FORGET IT. No matter how hot.

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:43 PM   #113
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Hot but irritating voice? FORGET IT. No matter how hot.
Picture it, my local watering hole circa 2005. She strikes up a conversation, doesnt sound like an idiot. Pretty brown eyes, long brown hair, a tush you could warm your hands over... and a laugh that Fran Drescher would have criticised for being annoying.

I tossed her number in the can on the way home.
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:37 PM   #114
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Picture it, my local watering hole circa 2005. She strikes up a conversation, doesnt sound like an idiot. Pretty brown eyes, long brown hair, a tush you could warm your hands over... and a laugh that Fran Drescher would have criticised for being annoying.

I tossed her number in the can on the way home.
I bet that 25% or so of our pin-up hotties would arrive for said "freebie" and despite HOT pics and looks, would turn you off in less than 60 seconds and inspire thoughts like "DEAR GOD!!!!Is she going to keep talking while we do it??"

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Old 10-10-2012, 04:50 PM   #115
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I'm with you. I don't like a woman that looks more athletic than me. I like those soft curves.
Wouldn't that be ALL of them?

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:30 PM   #116
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wouldn't that be all of them?
lol!

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:37 PM   #117
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Athletic is far better than pudgy.
Who said anything about pudgy? I was thinking somewhere in between athletic and pudgy.

I don't want to live in a world that looks like an Angie's list commercial, all sort of regular average American people. Why don't they go for the regular TV people? You know, HOT!

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:57 PM   #118
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Who said anything about pudgy? I was thinking somewhere in between athletic and pudgy.

I don't want to live in a world that looks like an Angie's list commercial, all sort of regular average American people. Why don't they go for the regular TV people? You know, HOT!
I wasn't suggesting that you wanted pudgy, I was just saying that I err on the side of over-athletic, rather than under-athletic.

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:03 PM   #119
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under-athletic.
That's going on my euphemism list for future use.
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:13 PM   #120
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That's going on my euphemism list for future use.


If I were given the option from a genie or whatever TF, "You will recieve a sex slave........

Do you wish Over-athletic or under-athletic?"

I gotta go OVER.

Under could mean bad or downright UGLY!

 
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