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Old 09-29-2012, 01:24 AM   #1
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Let's face it, men and women are different.

But I discovered the ONE difference that shows all of the rest of the differences.

You know how you and your partner have the "FREEBIE?" The one if you met in person, you could have relations with, and no problem?

Ok, well, one of my (much younger) friends and I found out this summer that we have the same Freebie- Eddie Vedder.

So, the conversation between Bob and I:

Bob: Eddie Vedder is your Freebie, huh?
Me: Oh, yeah. Eddie Vedder has it all- looks, talent, intelligence, moral indignation, integrity. Oh yeah, I'd do him. five times, if he'd let me.
Bob: Huh.
Me: Oh, yeah. Over and over.
Bob: Huh.
Me: Who'd you choose?
Bob: Hmmmm, let's see. [thinking]. {face lights up} Just you, honey.
Me: You can't count me. Who else?
Bob: Huh. I can't win this one. If I say some someone, you'll get all insecure and worry about it.
Me: No I won't! I mean, it's a fantasy!
Bob: No, I don't have anyone. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
Me: Well, I already told you mine! That's not fair.
Bob: Ok, ok, mine is the girl who works at the McDonald's Drive-Thru on Fridays.
Me: {hitting him} Shut up! It is not. You are friends with her mother!
Bob: Ok. Not her. But I'm not playing this game! I can't win. There is no one, I swear. And definitely NOT Reese Witherspoon. Now, can I have a beer?


He's so dead. Reese Witherspoon is lame.
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:29 AM   #2
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I'd take Reese Witherspoon over Eddie Vedder.
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:33 AM   #3
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If have to pick Amy Adams.
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You know what's really HAWT?

When you and your girlfriend/spouse have the same one.




I had an ex girlfriend who had the same hots as I did for Nigella Lawson. Those were the days.
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You know what's really HAWT?

When you and your girlfriend/spouse have the same one.




I had an ex girlfriend who had the same hots as I did for Nigella Lawson't on. Those were the days.
Ok, but let's talk.

Eddie Vedder is hot. So hot. So full of integrity and art. You can see that, can't you? I mean, he's so hot you must feel it too.

And when you listen to "Ukelele Songs" and he sings "sleeping by myself tonight", don't you just want to cuddle up to him and say, "NO!"? No? Ok, maybe it's just me. But Eddie Vedder must NOT sleep alone. We should start a movement.
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Oh....I've started a movement alright.... ; )

 
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Gotta' go with Bob on this one - but I am a guy... No win situations suck, and that is one.

Oh, and I also agree with Skagdog - but again, I am a guy
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Gotta' go with Bob on this one - but I am a guy... No win situations suck, and that is one.

Oh, and I also agree with Skagdog - but again, I am a guy
I just had to laugh. As guy, Bob has no illusions that he's any Eddie Vedder. But he knows women (me) well enough to know that even if he picked an ugly woman, a woman would compare herself to his ideal and let it bother her. So he chooses to not do that.

Except sort of.

I did laugh. Except.............I'm sort of a skinny Reese Witherspoon, if I had lighter colored hair. And your eyes are half closed. And your back is turned.
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You will never look at the McDonald's drive-up girl the same way ever again....


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I don't get the Eddie Vedder thing. I just don't look at guys with any idea of looks. And I don't know him well enough to judge his moral character, etc if that even matters for a Freebie.

I can say that I don't have a "Freebie" either, because there are just SO MANY women to choose from. So I'd have to side with Bob on this one. I'm guessing the McD's girl is pretty hot. And I bet she could get free fries too.

 
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