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Old 09-26-2012, 09:53 PM   #1
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This documentary was a real eye-opener...

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Old 09-26-2012, 10:21 PM   #2
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Looks like we better march on the Canadian embassy. The second Monday of October is one of their holidays. They will never see it coming.

 
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:08 AM   #3
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looks like we better march on the canadian embassy. The second monday of october is one of their holidays. They will never see it coming.
bastards!!!!!!!!!
You will never take me alive!!
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:30 AM   #4
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"they are not English at all. It is always probably Indian or Canuck or French, or other... ... ... stupid languages."
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:37 AM   #5
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"they are not English at all. It is always probably Indian or Canuck or French, or other... ... ... stupid languages."
Dont have to be so harsh, eh?
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:59 AM   #6
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It's interesting that they said that some Canadians love to throw snowballs at Americans. This actually happened to me once. It didn't really bother me until he almost got some in my homebrew. I was going to throw down but by the time I finished my beer he was gone.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:38 PM   #7
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Whenever you try to start a conversation they get angry and throw snowballs, and hit you with hockey sticks... they're bastards.

But what is really important to remember is we are NOT trying to take their rich apple juice resources.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:46 PM   #8
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We're just waiting for your dollar to fall a little more so we can eventually just buy your whole country. The drive south to warmer climates is about to hit a tipping point. You've foolishly let us have our spies live among you in places like Scottsdale and Florida, disguised as greying retirees. We forced you to accept hockey teams in these areas that were destined to fail and become a financial burden on your countries billionnaires. All part of a bigger plan which I am not at liberty to discuss right now. MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Old 09-27-2012, 12:59 PM   #9
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We're just waiting for your dollar to fall a little more so we can eventually just buy your whole country.
Yeah, Japan tried that back in the 70s, and look what happened to *them*... Something pretty bad, I think. It was awhile ago. So let that possibly be a warning to you!

 
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:06 PM   #10
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Pffft. They have to cross oceans, and also don't have the armada of snowballs that we've been making here.

Did you know Canada is a socialist country? Every family must meet their weekly quota of 100 snowballs or else we don't get bread. True dat.

Fools spent billions building a fence along mexico, when you should've done the opposite. MUHAHAHAHAHAH

 
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