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Old 09-27-2012, 09:31 PM   #51
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Reverse the direction of the toilet paper & see how long it takes her to notice.
This is one of my favorites. She notices right away. She used to rag me about this. Now she just switches it the way she wants without a word. However, she likes the paper coming off the top of the roll. We not have 2 kittens that like to unroll the entire roll onto the floor. I just informed her today that we now have to switch it around to my way with the paper coming off the bottom. No matter how much the kittens spin the roll, it's not going to end up all over the house.
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:33 PM   #52
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Unpossible.
What is "Me fail english?"
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:05 PM   #53
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I told my wife that years ago, I coined the term "dude". For some reason she was skeptical, so I told her I would coin a new term that would soon be commonly used. That word is "ugly", meaning awsome (using AMonkey's spelling).

Now I say things like, "Did you see that movie? That was ugly!". She just looks at me like I'm an idiot.
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:48 PM   #54
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Yell from kitchen, "this milk is spoiled", return to fridge and wait.

 
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:26 PM   #55
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What is "Me fail english?"
I'll take the "Penis Mightier" for 500 Alex.
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:05 PM   #56
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I'll take the "Penis Mightier" for 500 Alex.
Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
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Old 09-28-2012, 02:10 PM   #57
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One of the greatest SNL sketches of all time.

 
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Old 09-28-2012, 02:18 PM   #58
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My wife is from Andalucia, people there invented nap so she takes her nap seriously, most of the time she puts her pijamas and goes to the room an she have a towo hour nap, sometimes she will take the nap in the sofa. Itīs very hard to wake her up she is a log so I took some advantage when she fall asleep in the living room an literally I took all the furniture and move it to the next room, same thing with tv set, paintings and drawings and pictures I only left the sofa with my wife on it, closed all doors with the key and waited... it was terribly funny because she is one of those people that donīt know exactly what is going on for the first 5 minutes she is been up didnīt get that in camera which I regreat but it was funny, it wasnīt so funny when she told me that it was a great thing moving all the furniture so whe can clean the living rooms and paint.... It wasnīt funny niether when she got back at me tyied a little rope to one of the bed legs and the other end was sewed to my pijamas I almost break my face when I hit the floor.
That was funny!
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Old 09-28-2012, 02:23 PM   #59
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Oh good you're here Sharona... why do you ladies hate the black socks and boxers look so much?
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One of the greatest SNL sketches of all time.
Agreed. My personal favorite quote:

"I can read, Trebek! That says anal bum cover! I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover! Failing to do so is my greatest regret."
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