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Old 04-09-2013, 05:05 PM   #151
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My wife trashed my laptop last week. She spilled an entire cup of coffee on it. It kinda works, but the display is all wacky. I yelled at her about it because I always tell her not to eat/drink when she's using it. She got pissed at me for getting mad at her. Somehow I'm in trouble for her destroying my new laptop.
This-- dear god, this.

Happens all the time at my house regarding things i've told her at least 4-5 times to stop doing. But I'm totally the bad guy for fussing.


Also, creamy, please bump this more often. This was one of my favorite threads, and I keep forgetting to try half this stuff.
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Old 04-10-2013, 10:33 PM   #152
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We have powered recliners in a pit group[ that she falls asleep in all the time. I unplug it while shes sleeping and she has to crawl out over the cup holder cubbyhole. I sneak off to bed and wait for the "DAMMIT"
Her favorite is "Want some Ice Cream?"
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"Hows it feel to want"
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Old 04-11-2013, 03:34 PM   #153
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Making tacos last night. So I take a deuce from the baby's diaper, and stick it in a taco shell (hard shell). Cover with some meat, then cheese, lettuce, guac, sour cream, hot sauce. Give it to wife.

First bite "this is spicy!"
"Yup."
Second bite "eww, this tastes like sh!t!"
"Yup."

Got her good.

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Old 04-11-2013, 03:42 PM   #154
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Making tacos last night. So I take a deuce from the baby's diaper, and stick it in a taco shell (hard shell). Cover with some meat, then cheese, lettuce, guac, sour cream, hot sauce. Give it to wife.

First bite "this is spicy!"
"Yup."
Second bite "eww, this tastes like sh!t!"
"Yup."

Got her good.
I can't wait to hear how she get's back at you for that one. Maybe cut off your penis and feed it to you?

 
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:20 PM   #155
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Alright... I'm somewhat horrified to share this one but...

About once every 5 or 6 years, while being intimate and making sure I'm on top, I'll start to pretend I'm a special needs kid having the time of my life.

Then it kinda becomes a contest to see how long I can hang on.

Also, when I was about 17, my mom was missing a serving spoon from the kitchen and asked me if I'd been digging up the back yard with her spoon. So now whenever any utensils or things are missing from the kitchen and SWMBO asks about it I fess up to having dug up the back yard with whatever is gone.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:41 PM   #156
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Making tacos last night. So I take a deuce from the baby's diaper, and stick it in a taco shell (hard shell). Cover with some meat, then cheese, lettuce, guac, sour cream, hot sauce. Give it to wife.

First bite "this is spicy!"
"Yup."
Second bite "eww, this tastes like sh!t!"
"Yup."

Got her good.
You made your wife eat ****?

Really?

You actually made your wife eat ****?

That's not even funny. That's just... abuse? I don't know. 100% sure that would get my ass divorced without a second thought or a prayer of reconciliation, and probably get my ass thrown in jail.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:43 PM   #157
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I think it was hyperbole, bird... like the guy who claimed he punched his wife out.
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^^^ I hope.
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Now if he had claimed the foreign matter was over-the-top hot sauce or something yucky in a taco like... say... bananas I'd have bought it.
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Old 04-11-2013, 06:45 PM   #160
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Alright... I'm somewhat horrified to share this one but...

About once every 5 or 6 years, while being intimate and making sure I'm on top, I'll start to pretend I'm a special needs kid having the time of my life.

Then it kinda becomes a contest to see how long I can hang on.

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Ahahaha!!
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