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Old 11-02-2012, 02:30 AM   #131
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You go all Chuck Norris on her huh?
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #132
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I've got a new one. When I am out of altoids or gum I suck on cinnamon sticks. While we watch tv or putter around the house, I continuously work at it, making slurping noises in an effort to get it good and soft and supple. I have to imagine the neighbors had to of heard last night "JAMES! STOP CHEWING ON THOSE DAMN STICKS!..... SAID NO OTHER WIFE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!"
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:06 PM   #133
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My wife has an extensive shoe collection, most of which are identical to my untrained eyes. Two pair in particular are truly indistinguishable to me, one black and one very, very dark brown, so I swapped one each of them. I thought she'd notice before wearing them out, but she didn't. She was trekking around a few outtings with one brown and one black high-healed boot until she finally noticed. I think I'm quite entertaining, she wasn't that impressed. Kyle

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Old 12-13-2012, 05:29 PM   #134
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Some great ones here!

Everytime my SWMBO and I would shower together in the corner of the mirror, I'd make a little "tick" mark in the steam. I was doing that for awhile when she finally asked me what I was doing. I told her that was the number of times I successfully peed on her in the shower without her noticing. Please note that I wasn't actually peeing on her, I just told her I was.
She wouldn't shower with me for months, until I convinced her that I never really did pee on her. Then when I was finally allowed in the shower with her again, I "ticked" the mirror again. That was the end of community showering..lol.

Your mileage on this one may vary and there are many variations to the "theme"

Was out shopping with her one time and when she came out of the changing room she asked me, "Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
I responded, "Don't blame the pants."
As I said lots of variation offered on this one but it does mean sleeping on the couch for a night or two.

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Old 12-13-2012, 05:40 PM   #135
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:07 PM   #136
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I would never pull a prank on someone holding a gun but thatīs just me. Funny video

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:15 PM   #137
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Some great ones here!

Everytime my SWMBO and I would shower together in the corner of the mirror, I'd make a little "tick" mark in the steam. I was doing that for awhile when she finally asked me what I was doing. I told her that was the number of times I successfully peed on her in the shower without her noticing. Please note that I wasn't actually peeing on her, I just told her I was.
She wouldn't shower with me for months, until I convinced her that I never really did pee on her. Then when I was finally allowed in the shower with her again, I "ticked" the mirror again. That was the end of community showering..lol.

Your mileage on this one may vary and there are many variations to the "theme"

Was out shopping with her one time and when she came out of the changing room she asked me, "Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
I responded, "Don't blame the pants."
As I said lots of variation offered on this one but it does mean sleeping on the couch for a night or two.
My supervisor told me that he was showering with his wife, and he tried to pull off the peeing on her while she was shampooing her hair. Evidently she felt it and could see well enough through the shampoo, because she grabbed his junk and yanked it like the pull start on a lawn mower. Needless to say he won't be trying it again.

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:54 PM   #138
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Bwaahahahaha!


That'll learn her. Nahhhh, prolly not.
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:37 PM   #139
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Some good ones in here I'll have to try soon.

About the "favorite president / Polk (poke) one...

I do this in the form of a Hertz Doughnut.

Ask her if she'd like a "Hertz Doughnut" (works best if you're grabbing something from the kitchen)

"whats a Hertz Doughnut"?

*POKE!* hurts, don't it?

I know, corny... but wait for the look the 2nd time you ask her, even better if she forgot about it.

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Old 12-14-2012, 08:10 PM   #140
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So....when we were bedding down last night I tried the aforementioned 'who's your favorite President' gag. After I poked her she asked if I even knew anything about Polk. Kinda de-winded my sails. Then, I made the cobra-hand, also as previously discussed here. She looked very puzzled for a second, then figured it out and hid under the blanket. Her retaliation was cobra-handing me, right in the throat, intentionally. Thanks, guys, my neck hurts. Haha. Kyle

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