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Old 10-04-2012, 08:39 PM   #101
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"Ask who her favorite US President was. If she is awesome, she will say Lincoln. If she's not so awesome she will say Washington, because seriously what a copout. If she's Canadian, I dont know what to tell you"

Not to hijack the thread Creamy but you said it. Why would picking Washington be a cop out?

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 08:47 PM   #102
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"Ask who her favorite US President was. If she is awesome, she will say Lincoln. If she's not so awesome she will say Washington, because seriously what a copout. If she's Canadian, I dont know what to tell you"

Not to hijack the thread Creamy but you said it. Why would picking Washington be a cop out?
Well it was definitely more an attempt to be funny than anything, but Washington is the President everyone claims to like best, out of a feeling of duty and/or because they dont know any other presidents.
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Old 10-04-2012, 08:56 PM   #103
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or because they dont know any other presidents.
I think this is more often the case. Sad.

 
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Old 10-05-2012, 12:27 AM   #104
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Here's one. Make a horrible mess on the ceramic stove when she's out. I tell ya, I looked away for one bloody second...

She's gonna kill me.


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Old 10-05-2012, 02:04 AM   #105
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Here's one. Make a horrible mess on the ceramic stove when she's out. I tell ya, I looked away for one bloody second...

She's gonna kill me.


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I like how you made sure to take the time to take a pic while it was still bubbling instead of cleaning it up. We appreciate the devotion but it might be best if she didn't know that part.
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:07 AM   #106
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I can't exactly clean it while its still in liquid hot magma form though!

Actually found out a good tric for cleaning it - took some ice cubes from the sink where the starter was cooling and just rubbed em around the mess. Literally a 2 minute clean up job.

 
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:22 AM   #107
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I just found one that I'll probably put into my permanent repertoire. Remember the movie Waiting where they play the game about getting each other to look at their balls? Did that to SWMBO three times just now. What? It's her own fault for looking. Obviously I don't take credit for the idea, but I had completely forgotten about it until I was randomly sitting around in nothing but my robe and decided to show her the goods.
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:34 AM   #108
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I just found one that I'll probably put into my permanent repertoire. Remember the movie Waiting where they play the game about getting each other to look at their balls? Did that to SWMBO three times just now. What? It's her own fault for looking. Obviously I don't take credit for the idea, but I had completely forgotten about it until I was randomly sitting around in nothing but my robe and decided to show her the goods.
I have one that's kind of similar. You cut a hole in a box and pull your Johnson out of your zipper through the hole. Then you walk up to the wife all business like and say "Hey honey, where do you think I should put this?". She will naturally look in the box, 100% of the time. It helps if she doesn't see you shuffling trying to keep it in the hole.

 
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:51 AM   #109
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I have one that's kind of similar. You cut a hole in a box and pull your Johnson out of your zipper through the hole. Then you walk up to the wife all business like and say "Hey honey, where do you think I should put this?". She will naturally look in the box, 100% of the time. It helps if she doesn't see you shuffling trying to keep it in the hole.
Hmmm... where have I heard that idea before? It sounds so familiar...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

 
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:51 AM   #110
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I have one that's kind of similar. You cut a hole in a box and pull your Johnson out of your zipper through the hole. Then you walk up to the wife all business like and say "Hey honey, where do you think I should put this?". She will naturally look in the box, 100% of the time. It helps if she doesn't see you shuffling trying to keep it in the hole.
Nice. I have yet to try that one. I feel like mine would only fall for it once, but I'll give it a shot.
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