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Old 10-03-2012, 05:19 AM   #91
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No more namecalling and bickering...and certainly no more suggestions that one might intentionally use bottle bombs as a prank or booby trap.
I would love to be a Mod and see what that was all about.

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Old 10-03-2012, 05:57 AM   #92
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No more namecalling and bickering...and certainly no more suggestions that one might intentionally use bottle bombs as a prank or booby trap.
Sorry. I'm not sure what role I played in that but I apologize if I started anything... that was not my intention whatsoever.

 
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Old 10-03-2012, 06:08 AM   #93
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I rarely prank my wife anymore. She goes straight for the genitals!

 
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:32 PM   #94
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I like to follow her most serious comments with "that's what you think". She loves that.
That's what she said.

I like to stand behind the bathroom door in the mornings. I'll usually wait until she sits down to do her thing before I scare her. Figure if she's gonna have the pee scared out of her, what better place. I'm considerate like that. That and I can get away faster if she's in-process.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:44 PM   #95
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New one: Prepare Cornish Game hens for dinner. Present her a pretty plate of dinner and wait till she takes her first bite.

Now pick up the whole game hen in your bare hands, take a huge bite out of the moist "oyster" area on the bottom and growl "mmmmm!" Make sure you get gravy and/or grease on your mouth when you do so.
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:02 PM   #96
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New one: Prepare Cornish Game hens for dinner. Present her a pretty plate of dinner and wait till she takes her first bite.

Now pick up the whole game hen in your bare hands, take a huge bite out of the moist "oyster" area on the bottom and growl "mmmmm!" Make sure you get gravy and/or grease on your mouth when you do so.
Just eat something on the way home, then make dinner. But you don't eat anything because you "aren't hungry". Just sit there and watch her eat. Creeeepy.

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Old 10-04-2012, 06:02 PM   #97
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I rarely prank my wife anymore. She goes straight for the genitals!
Some would consider that a good thing.

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:06 PM   #98
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If you've got one of those pull-out sprayer things on your kitchen sink, just aim it outwards and tape the handle shut. When she turns on the water, she gets sprayed. It's so annoying.

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:08 PM   #99
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New one: Prepare Cornish Game hens for dinner. Present her a pretty plate of dinner and wait till she takes her first bite.

Now pick up the whole game hen in your bare hands, take a huge bite out of the moist "oyster" area on the bottom and growl "mmmmm!" Make sure you get gravy and/or grease on your mouth when you do so.
I like it. Get a little more dressed up than you normally would too...get her wondering.
Spitting the bones onto the floor would also be a nice touch IMO. Then, present her with a gift wrapped coffee travel mug and tell her how special she is to you.
Optional: You may want to put a real gift inside the coffee mug, otherwise you may get hit with it. There is always the risk that you'll get hit with it anyway though.
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:24 PM   #100
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I'm going to show this thread to the_Wife, just so I can tell her "see, relative to these assclowns I'm not THAT immature!"
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