I'm going to propose a program to the Obama administration that takes home bars away from people with more than one and gives them to us 99%ers who do not have a home bar. I think it is your American duty.
Two home bars??? You have one heck of a wife. I think I would have to go gay and start a domestic partnership with another home brewer to pull off two home bars.
"Where should we watch the game tonight, honey, the sportsbar downstairs or the irish pub in the back room?"
Who's completely jealous??
One question, though. Where's the two year plan to build out a THIRD bar at your place?? I propose a craft beer strip club in the east wing that serves buffalo wings. You can call it "Snakeman's Cold Brews and Hot Chix."