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Old 08-03-2007, 03:45 AM   #41
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i just wash my hands thoroughly and use towels to open doors...always have. not obsessed about being clean, just don't really appreciate wet handles.
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:26 PM   #42
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If I gotta go, I go. I'll be damned if I'll be a little woman about the whole thing and worry about the toilet being too dirty for my delicate little fanny. Take a quick look. If it doesn't have any blatant residues, it's fine. Take a daily shower and all the little nasties go down the drain. If I were really that worried about it, I guess I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case. Sheesh.
LOL, you'd hover if you have seen what I have seen, lol. Try Crawfish party in Lubbock, TX. There is piss, crap, and thrown-up crawfish everywhere on the port-O-potties. Texaco gas station toilets were notoriously bad too, like the kind that make you want to go home and take a shower after just going in to pee. In general public I simply just don't have to go hardly ever, but....... if I have to, I have to. I was a damn boy scout and Eagle Scout and have crapped all over this nation, including in the woods, without needing "an extra pair of panties". It's just not doable when it's nasty.
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Old 08-03-2007, 05:15 PM   #43
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ugh...crawfish party puke, eh? that's really, really disgusting.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:28 PM   #44
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I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!

Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:24 PM   #45
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Well a warm seat will make me twitch/jump much more than a cold one. OB link http://www.ratemypoo.com/

 
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:41 AM   #46
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The first time I saw ass gaskets in a mens room, I took my pen out and added "use no sealant"

 
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:22 PM   #47
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I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!

Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?
hence why I started it!

poop jokes, always funny
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:18 PM   #48
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I prefer to spell it "pewp".

It gives the word a more l33t feel...
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:21 PM   #49
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I prefer to spell it "pewp".

It gives the word a more l33t feel...

ha ha, but for reals, it should be
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:31 PM   #50
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...poop jokes, always funny
Fart sounds (real or otherwise)...always funny.

 
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