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Old 08-02-2007, 09:57 PM   #31
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Two dudes are peeing off a low bridge.

The first one says "Water's cold"

The second one says "Deep too"
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:23 PM   #32
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I agree with SeeFresh, unless you have a wound in your ass then stop worrying. This world is becoming too obsesed with being clean.

Although, I will admit that when I am out drinking in the pubs I use my left hand to flush, open doors etc and only drink / eat with my right. Too much piss flying around!
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Old 08-03-2007, 01:47 AM   #33
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I'm not one of those germ freaks, far from it, I think all this anti-bacterial, kills 99.9% of bacteria this-and-that is just letting the strongest bacteria live unchallenged. Then that stuff is gonna kill us... I do however draw the line at sitting on a ring of piss and ass splatter, ESPECIALLY when it's not mine. That's why I stick by my soapy paper towels.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:02 AM   #34
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I'm not one of those germ freaks, far from it, I think all this anti-bacterial, kills 99.9% of bacteria this-and-that is just letting the strongest bacteria live unchallenged. Then that stuff is gonna kill us... I do however draw the line at sitting on a ring of piss and ass splatter, ESPECIALLY when it's not mine. That's why I stick by my soapy paper towels.
That stuff that kills 99.9% blah blah blah is sometimes just a gel of 70% ethanol. Gonna have to brew a batch of had sanitizer barlywine.

 
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:17 AM   #35
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I'm surprised no one among this crew has responded "I wait until after the uber-hot intern has gone to the shared bathroom, the revel in the residual warmth!"

Is that too nasty even for you guys?
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:21 AM   #36
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Yep, I plan on not going while out... however, when nature calls... I hover, LOL.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:38 AM   #37
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If I gotta go, I go. I'll be damned if I'll be a little woman about the whole thing and worry about the toilet being too dirty for my delicate little fanny. Take a quick look. If it doesn't have any blatant residues, it's fine. Take a daily shower and all the little nasties go down the drain. If I were really that worried about it, I guess I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case. Sheesh.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:44 AM   #38
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I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case.
So you admit to wearing women's panties on a regular basis?
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:48 AM   #39
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Purely a comfort thing...
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Old 08-03-2007, 03:39 AM   #40
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I agree with SeeFresh, unless you have a wound in your ass then stop worrying. This world is becoming too obsesed with being clean.

Although, I will admit that when I am out drinking in the pubs I use my left hand to flush, open doors etc and only drink / eat with my right. Too much piss flying around!
Lol yea who needs soap, just use different hands
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