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View Poll Results: Do warm seats bother you
yes 47 55.95%
no 27 32.14%
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:25 PM   #21
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No, it keeps him from having sex with fat chicks....
thank you for clarifying for me in my absence from the internet for a bit
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:27 PM   #22
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Poetic justice for a schizo. George Carlin has some good things to say about our culture's obsession with washing our hands. His best point is, we wash our hands, and then what do we use to open to exit door? Our hands. Just like everyone else.

Not I. I'll use a paper towel or my elbow...

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:45 PM   #23
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That momentary “whoa…this seat is warm…ewww” feeling goes away pretty quickly once the kids are jumping out of the van.

The one that bothers me is the butt spatter that seems to defy gravity and is totally resistant to any amount of flushing.

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Old 08-02-2007, 07:55 PM   #24
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or if you can't manage to keep your pecker from rubbin the front of the seat
The length makes it a bit unmanagable at times. I hate it when it drops into the water too.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:46 PM   #25
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When I get to work, there's nothing but Porta-Johns. Blazing hot in summer, cold enough in winter to make your boys crawl up inside and not come out till spring.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:51 PM   #26
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Eastern style is safer!
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:58 PM   #27
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The length makes it a bit unmanagable at times. I hate it when it drops into the water too.
Gotta sling it over your shoulder.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:19 PM   #28
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I always use the lower urinals in the bathroom. Once a guy was teasing me about using the "little boy's" urinal... until I explained that it was to keep my schlong from rubbing on the pink urinal cake.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:20 PM   #29
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I always use the lower urinals in the bathroom. Once a guy was teasing me about using the "little boy's" urinal... until I explained that it was to keep my schlong from rubbing on the pink urinal cake.
Similar problem here...except it was because I was always clogging the urinal drain.

 
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Similar problem here...except it was because I was always clogging the urinal drain.
Well then stop standing on your knees when you pee....
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