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View Poll Results: Do warm seats bother you
yes 47 55.95%
no 27 32.14%
n/a 10 11.90%
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:10 PM   #11
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WRONG!!

Like sex with a fat chick, you put them down and look for the wet spot. Then you know to wipe.

My last office put a can of Lysol in the bathroom.

I usually just look, my eyes haven't failed me yet!
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:10 PM   #12
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At my old job I always wiped the seat with a soapy paper towel since my office was in a big office building with only 2 crappers per floor and there was a FedEx office on my floor and not one of them had any depth perception or accuracy... Now I don't bother since I have my own bathroom at the new job
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:12 PM   #13
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I usually just look, my eyes haven't failed me yet!

You look when you have sex with a fat chick? Ewww...
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:35 PM   #14
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You look when you have sex with a fat chick? Ewww...
No, it keeps him from having sex with fat chicks....

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:44 PM   #15
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I voted n/a. I have a policy against using public crappers. It takes more than a sheet of paper to give me peace of mind.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:56 PM   #16
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I voted n/a. I have a policy against using public crappers. It takes more than a sheet of paper to give me peace of mind.
I TOTALLY agree. I don't use them unless it's ABSOLUTELY necessary.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:59 PM   #17
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You guys have to realize, unless you have an open wound on your thigh or you can't manage to keep your pecker from rubbin the front of the seat, there's really nothing to worry about. Just make sure you wash your hands when you are done.

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:59 PM   #18

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My office has ass-gaskets which, IMHO, should be law.
Oh, you mean those were for use on the toilet seat? I thought they were free cowboy hats?

I have a friend who places tissues all around the seat before he sits. He complains that in modern bathrooms, he'll get all the sheets in place. Then, just as he's about to sit down, the motion sensor detects his butt's movement and automatically flushes the toilet. The wake of rushing air created by the flush sucks all his painstakingly laid out sheets down the drain!

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:02 PM   #19
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Oh, you mean those were for use on the toilet seat? I thought they were free cowboy hats?

I have a friend who places tissues all around the seat before he sits. He complains that in modern bathrooms, he'll get all the sheets in place. Then, just as he's about to sit down, the motion sensor detects his butt's movement and automatically flushes the toilet. The wake of rushing air created by the flush sucks all his painstakingly laid out sheets down the drain!
Those automatic toilets scare me. I am always afraid I am going to be disembowled. Like this girl.

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:11 PM   #20
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Oh, you mean those were for use on the toilet seat? I thought they were free cowboy hats?

I have a friend who places tissues all around the seat before he sits. He complains that in modern bathrooms, he'll get all the sheets in place. Then, just as he's about to sit down, the motion sensor detects his butt's movement and automatically flushes the toilet. The wake of rushing air created by the flush sucks all his painstakingly laid out sheets down the drain!
Poetic justice for a schizo. George Carlin has some good things to say about our culture's obsession with washing our hands. His best point is, we wash our hands, and then what do we use to open to exit door? Our hands. Just like everyone else.
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