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Old 08-02-2007, 03:45 PM   #1
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Gentlemen.....we all work, we all probably drop the kids off at work, some more often than others. My question is, when you have to go drop the kids off, and you pop your squat on the magical throne, do you freak when the seat is warm, and not the usual cool because someone was just in there doing the same thing?
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:51 PM   #2
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Neither of my greyhounds is potty-trained.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:52 PM   #3
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My office has ass-gaskets which, IMHO, should be law.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:56 PM   #4
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Does not bother me at all.

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:57 PM   #5
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Quote:
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My office has ass-gaskets which, IMHO, should be law.
I have never heard them called ass-gaskets, that's freaking hilarious Cheese. You know they don't do anything, it's just a mental thing, right?
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:04 PM   #6
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I thought only chicks used those.

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:16 PM   #7
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Quote:
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My office has ass-gaskets which, IMHO, should be law.
How do you hide your ass-gaskets in your office so your co-workers don't find them and discover what a sick, sick man you are?
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:29 PM   #8
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I have never heard them called ass-gaskets, that's freaking hilarious Cheese. You know they don't do anything, it's just a mental thing, right?
WRONG!!

Like sex with a fat chick, you put them down and look for the wet spot. Then you know to wipe.

My last office put a can of Lysol in the bathroom.
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:30 PM   #9
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I always wipe...

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:52 PM   #10
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Yeah, I always wipe too, just to make myself feel better about it.

I don't use those paper things because I don't need it sticking to my sweaty rear-end when I stand up.

 
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