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Old 08-02-2007, 02:48 AM   #1
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I didn't want to hijack, and was really going to post this b/f I saw FSR402's post.

I've been putting the cart b/f the horse lately in terms of my brewing experience, and want to crank out 4 easy/hard to mess up brews while the cats away:
1. Ed Worts Haus Ale
2. Denny Conn's Rye IPA
3. Rogue Hazelnut Nectar Clone
4. ?????
What do you guys think about those and what should the 4th be, no apfelwein b/c I'm up to my ears in apple stuff at work?

Definitely a sign you're a homebrewer that the first think you think when you wife leaves is,"What am I gonna brew?" not, "Where the h**kers at?"


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Old 08-02-2007, 03:29 AM   #2
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so...are the hookers gonna come by and help you brew?


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Old 08-02-2007, 03:31 AM   #3
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You could brew a Hooker Beer clone.


 
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:33 AM   #4
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Get the hookers to make your beer!

...now how to get my wife out of town????........
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:38 AM   #5
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Here's another hooker for you.


 
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Here's another hooker for you.

My, that sure would go down easily... *cough*
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And just the right amount of head......

 
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:49 AM   #8
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Yeah, a nice irish redhead...I mean Irish Red might be nice while the wife is away. As to the h**kers making my beer, what do they know about it - they should stick to doing what they know how to do best, right?
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...the only time when too much is too much is when it comes in pints.
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I didn't want to hijack, and was really going to post this b/f I saw FSR402's post.


Definitely a sign you're a homebrewer that the first think you think when you wife leaves is,"What am I gonna brew?" not, "Where the h**kers at?"
Yeah sure you were...


But I know how you feel.
The other night I was asking her what days she's going to be gone and making notes of it. She asked "what, are you figuring out what dates you are going on?"
I said "yup, with my brew pot".


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