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Old 10-10-2012, 05:13 PM   #971
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Little PSA for you, Old potatos=Botulism as found out by some prisoners at the Utah State prison.

http://www.correctionsone.com/correc...brew-botulism/

Maybe that's what happened to your NatGeo crew
........I thought you promised not to use your second sight until the were-pig hunt? WTF dude.

Well, at the time I saw nothing odd, but now that you have crossed dimensions, they did ask for all of the leftover potatoes from our planning dinner......

They were supposed to take NO potential contaminants in there!!!! They were all manually sanitized (that was fun) and gives a dunk in No rinse before going into the air lock......to knowingly take potatos......I am gonna sue.

 
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:39 PM   #972
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........I thought you promised not to use your second sight until the were-pig hunt? WTF dude.
I'm sorry. It just slipped out. I'll do better next time. I gotta lay off the grog after the witching hour.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:40 PM   #973
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........I thought you promised not to use your second sight until the were-pig hunt? WTF dude.

Well, at the time I saw nothing odd, but now that you have crossed dimensions, they did ask for all of the leftover potatoes from our planning dinner......

They were supposed to take NO potential contaminants in there!!!! They were all manually sanitized (that was fun) and gives a dunk in No rinse before going into the air lock......to knowingly take potatos......I am gonna sue.
I have a law degree from FuqU Online School of Litigation. I'll be happy to represent you for a nominal fee. I'll only take 33% should you win the case. I can print out my credentials on this napkin if you want to see them.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:11 PM   #974
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Make sure it's a clean bar napkin with logo
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:13 PM   #975
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Make sure it's a clean bar napkin with logo
Does it have to be notarized?
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At least witnessed by the drunk in the corner... which depending on the bar may or may not be me
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:20 PM   #977
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At least witnessed by the drunk in the corner... which depending on the bar may or may not be me
What if I'm the drunk guy in the corner?
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Then the next round is on Cheezy
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:46 PM   #979
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Then the next round is on Cheezy
In that case I'll take the best cask ale they have..or eisbier.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:21 PM   #980
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Whats the brew when this hits 1000? I'd look it up but I'm a lazy bastard.
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