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Old 10-05-2012, 11:56 PM   #911
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:22 AM   #912
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Oh sorry. I must pay more attention. In that case wrap it up in lambs skin, do the safety dance, burn a fifty dollar bill and shave a monkey. That ought to do it.
What if I were to shave a monkey, burn a 50 dollar bill, do the safety dance, and then wrap it up in lambs skin? Is that like dividing by 0?
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:43 AM   #913
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What if I were to shave a monkey, burn a 50 dollar bill, do the safety dance, and then wrap it up in lambs skin? Is that like dividing by 0?
More like trying to determine the square root of negative one.

Lamb skin first. Then monkey shaving. You must burn the 50 dollar bill while doing the safety dance. Preferably on the 13th Tyr's day of Gilbhard.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:45 AM   #914
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What if I were to shave a monkey, burn a 50 dollar bill, do the safety dance, and then wrap it up in lambs skin? Is that like dividing by 0?
As long as you carry the 24.32.

 
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Old 10-06-2012, 03:53 AM   #915
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More like trying to determine the square root of negative one.

Lamb skin first. Then monkey shaving. You must burn the 50 dollar bill while doing the safety dance. Preferably on the 13th Tyr's day of Gilbhard.
Whoa! Sh*t just got real.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:12 AM   #916
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More like trying to determine the square root of negative one.

Lamb skin first. Then monkey shaving. You must burn the 50 dollar bill while doing the safety dance. Preferably on the 13th Tyr's day of Gilbhard.
Um... the square root of -1 is "i". Legit.

That wasn't so idiotic of a statement.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:15 PM   #918
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:13 PM   #919
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Um... the square root of -1 is "i". Legit.

That wasn't so idiotic of a statement.
It's still pretty imaginary though.

 
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:17 PM   #920
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Alright hamsters and hamsterettes!
I just drove away from the LHBS with the ingredients I require for the idiotic black IPA. When I get home I will post the recipe, which is pretty idiotic by the way. I think there's at lest an 80% chance this beer will turn out tasting like a sewage filled gym sock.
Of course, that's what all my beers taste like, so no big surprise.

 
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