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Old 10-03-2012, 07:26 PM   #861
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Pop quiz genius. Your thread has stalled at 860.00 posts. WHAT DO YOU DO?!



A. Screw it. Bottle it up and call it good.
B. Submit a lengthy OMG, what do I do?! thread on HBT. Go with least snarky response.
C. Just be patient.
D. Rouse the yeast.
E. Repitch.
F. Raise the temperature.
G. Add more fermentables.
H. Here's your problem...too much dry croc, too soon. Dump it and start again.
I see no option for :
Beer bears
Beer gnomes
Beer fairies
Beer midget ninjas

Your question is invalid. Please hang up and try again.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:36 PM   #862
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Invalid?

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Next Brew: SWMBO's choice. Probably Saison.
Primary: Janet's Brown, Mulled Chamomile Cider/Perry
Secondary: Nada
Bottle Conditioning: Nada
Bottled and Ready: Hop in the Dark, Raison Detre, Hoppy Saison

 
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:41 PM   #863
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Yes Keanu, that's a phone. Did you try redialing and following directions or does the robot lady on the other line sound too hot to hang up on?
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:52 PM   #864
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USA Prime Credit, this is Peggy. How may I help you?

Sir? Hello?

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Next Brew: SWMBO's choice. Probably Saison.
Primary: Janet's Brown, Mulled Chamomile Cider/Perry
Secondary: Nada
Bottle Conditioning: Nada
Bottled and Ready: Hop in the Dark, Raison Detre, Hoppy Saison

 
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:52 PM   #865
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wrong phone dude...
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:05 PM   #866
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Next Brew: SWMBO's choice. Probably Saison.
Primary: Janet's Brown, Mulled Chamomile Cider/Perry
Secondary: Nada
Bottle Conditioning: Nada
Bottled and Ready: Hop in the Dark, Raison Detre, Hoppy Saison

 
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:12 PM   #867
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I have something to confess. It's not going to be easy, but I feel I must get it off my chest.
I have never hugged my trash man.
I know this makes me an awful person and I am truly sorry.

 
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:20 PM   #868
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:23 PM   #869
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In a parallel universe far far away...

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Old 10-03-2012, 11:23 PM   #870
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