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Old 10-02-2012, 02:18 AM   #821
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If I use two weevils they may asexually reproduce together and I would have four or more weevils. I they reproduce, I may have eight or more and so on. Too many weevils will drain the charge on my fermentation chamber and may transport my wort into the 5th dimension.
let me get this right.....two weevils are going to asexually reproduce?

why not just 1?

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Your a unicorn? I'd be careful admitting that around here or you'll end up in the brew kettle. No offense but unicorn makes a great dry hop and the horn is a perfect mash paddle. It adds that little bit of magically deliciousness.
no no that's green clovers and red hearts in blue rainbows and purple horseshoes or something.

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So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his junk. Bartender asks about it and the pirate replies: "arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

These are the same pirates that besiege laser toting sharks in 750,000 gallon fermentors, just for the record.
*sigh* how the efff did you hear about that??????those are not pirates, those idiots are the National Geographic crew and yes they have gone f****** awol.

cost me a fortune in sharks

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I see your gnomes, and raise you zombie cyborg ninja monkeys ..... Oh wait, never mind. I'm saving those for the apocalypse. I'll have to get back to you on December 22nd.
the only reason that there's going to be an apocalypse is because effers like you save their Damned cyborg ninja zed monkeys and don't share them.

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Release the KRAKKKKKKENNNNN!!!!!!!
now you've done it

 
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:23 AM   #822
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the only reason that there's going to be an apocalypse is because effers like you save their Damned cyborg ninja zed monkeys and don't share them.
I only have 4,700,623 left. I don't want to waste them.

EDIT: Besides, I thought you had stock in the apocalypse? And the cigarette companies...
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Old 10-02-2012, 12:27 PM   #823
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I only have 4,700,623 left. I don't want to waste them.

EDIT: Besides, I thought you had stock in the apocalypse? And the cigarette companies...
I have a baker's dozen of the gnomes. They don't die, they just feign death until your back is turned. They run on barleywine which, as we know, will live through a nuclear war.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:26 PM   #824
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I only have 4,700,623 left. I don't want to waste them.

EDIT: Besides, I thought you had stock in the apocalypse? And the cigarette companies...
First law of investing: Buy Low Sell High

Second is: Invest with your mind, not with your heart.

do I want Anarchy? NO

With idiots hoarding their valuable monkies, will it happen?? No question.

You 1 percenters (the highest 1% of valuable monkey holders) hold all of the cards. Your Highly trained undead primates breed and infect new monkies at an alarming rate, but your strict non-proliferation practices mean that there are virtually no zed/martial art primates available on the open market.

You virtually guarantee the end of life as we know it and, usher in the apocalypse yourselves....as if you didn't know.......

With your armies of undead banana fiends, You are guaranteed a good shot at ruling over the new world order..........or....are you?


Last time I looked a 1350 lb undead jet pilot polar bear could waste 1.5 million zed monkies per second........(with a functioning F-16, of course..........which I have......)

 
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:59 PM   #825
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I'll still bet on my gnomes. And I might even sell you one if the price is right. Making the barleywine they run on is getting expensive.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:15 PM   #826
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I have no monkeys or gnomes. :-( . All i have a single beerfairy and she seems to disappear between batches. I think I'm doomed.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:34 PM   #827
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do I want Anarchy? NO
Well why the heck not?!
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:54 PM   #828
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I have no monkeys or gnomes. :-( . All i have a single beerfairy and she seems to disappear between batches. I think I'm doomed.
Better than beer ninja. Those little buggers are mean! beer fairies are just annoying and get glitter in your beer. The ninjas throw miniature shirukin at your hands.
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:09 PM   #829
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beer fairies are just annoying and get glitter in your beer.
How can this be annoying. I mean really....



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Old 10-02-2012, 06:19 PM   #830
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How can this be annoying. I mean really....



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They drink more than you'd think, they get their fart sparkles in your beer, and they BITE! Again, I'll take my gnomes. I should encourage them to breed.
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