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Old 10-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #811
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Random statement that I consider a fact that you disagree with. I know I'm right on this so don't bother with a retort.
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:31 PM   #812
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Your a unicorn? I'd be careful admitting that around here or you'll end up in the brew kettle. No offense but unicorn makes a great dry hop and the horn is a perfect mash paddle. It adds that little bit of magically deliciousness.
All I have to do is fart and I'll propel myself out of danger and leave you in a cloud of rainbow dust and skittles. Sucka! And that's just perverted. Really, you not only want to touch my horn, but you want to keep it? Sick bastard.
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:33 PM   #813
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All I have to do is fart and I'll propel myself out of danger and leave you in a cloud of rainbow dust and skittles. Sucka! And that's just perverted. Really, you not only want to touch my horn, but you want to keep it? Sick bastard.
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:37 PM   #814
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Also, clearly not safe for unicorns.
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:38 PM   #815
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:43 PM   #816
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So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his junk. Bartender asks about it and the pirate replies: "arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

These are the same pirates that besiege laser toting sharks in 750,000 gallon fermentors, just for the record.

 
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:46 PM   #817
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So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his junk. Bartender asks about it and the pirate replies: "arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

These are the same pirates that besiege laser toting sharks in 750,000 gallon fermentors, just for the record.
I'll put my beer pilfering gnomes against your pirates. Huzzah!
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:00 PM   #818
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I see your gnomes, and raise you zombie cyborg ninja monkeys ..... Oh wait, never mind. I'm saving those for the apocalypse. I'll have to get back to you on December 22nd.
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:38 PM   #819
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All I have to do is fart and I'll propel myself out of danger and leave you in a cloud of rainbow dust and skittles. Sucka! And that's just perverted. Really, you not only want to touch my horn, but you want to keep it? Sick bastard.
While sick bastard is probably accurate you went in the wrong direction. We use missiles to break down the unicorn into manageable chunks. It makes for better efficiency, kinda like milling grain. Rainbow farts just assist the guidance system.
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I see your gnomes, and raise you zombie cyborg ninja monkeys ..... Oh wait, never mind. I'm saving those for the apocalypse. I'll have to get back to you on December 22nd.
Release the KRAKKKKKKENNNNN!!!!!!!
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