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Old 09-29-2012, 04:29 AM   #781
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I think it depends if there's someone there to hear it other than you. Sort of like, if a tree falls on a mime in the forrest kind of thing.
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Old 09-29-2012, 04:42 AM   #782
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Or way to...

Behold, my most devious creation yet. The Squider!
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Old 09-29-2012, 04:53 AM   #783
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I wonder if squiders fart in their sleep too...
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:52 AM   #784
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The real question is, do I count them as spiders or squirrels for dry hoping purposes?
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Old 09-29-2012, 09:13 AM   #785
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The real question is, do I count them as spiders or squirrels for dry hoping purposes?
Well spiders are for dry hopping and you suppose to mash squirrels so I will say ont dry hop FWH and you´ll get the best of both worlds

 
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:08 PM   #786
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What if I was talking about birds?
Then that would be in bad form and you would have to surrender your man card. So I assume you were speaking of breasticles then?
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Old 09-29-2012, 10:41 PM   #787
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Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!
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Old 09-29-2012, 10:46 PM   #788
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Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!
peee? I guess you can mash with pee. I think Anheuser-Busch it´s been doing it for years

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Old 09-29-2012, 10:51 PM   #789
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peee? I guess you can mash with pee. I think Anheuser-Busch it´s been doing it for years
Either they mash with pee, or they use a special "acidified malt" if you know what I mean. A-B products taste the same before and after they are filtered by the kidneys!
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Old 09-29-2012, 11:07 PM   #790
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peee? I guess you can mash with pee. I think Anheuser-Busch it´s been doing it for years
Pure horse urine and rice. That's the secret.

 
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