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Old 09-11-2012, 03:54 AM   #61
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Old 09-11-2012, 04:14 AM   #62
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"One of my oldest patients came in to my surgery to see me for a flu needle, he knows I brew and I know that he has Guiness and a raw egg for breakfast every morning. I asked him how things are generally and he told me he was no longer getting any enjoyment out of sex, I said but you're 96 years of age and your wife is 94, how long ago was it when you found out you were no longer getting any enjoyment out of sex?
He replied twice last night, and then again this morning!"

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"One of my oldest patients came in to my surgery to see me for a flu needle, he knows I brew and I know that he has Guiness and a raw egg for breakfast every morning. I asked him how things are generally and he told me he was no longer getting any enjoyment out of sex, I said but you're 96 years of age and your wife is 94, how long ago was it when you found out you were no longer getting any enjoyment out of sex?
He replied twice last night, and then again this morning!"
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Do you know, this is just heresay of course. Old folks homes have serious STD problems... it's true. I read about it on the internet. To much time on their hands I suppose.. Tsh Tsh.

 
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