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Old 09-18-2012, 02:23 PM   #511
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I tried something new! You know that thing they do in Africa with the coffee and civet cats? I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl, and gave him a small turtle chaser. It completely replaces the mash process! I gathered the owl pellets, put them straight into boil, and with a little us-06, it was fermenting almost before I closed the primary lid ! Only question is should i do a tertiary ferment or should j go for quaternary for that extra clarity?
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:30 PM   #512
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I tried something new! You know that thing they do in Africa with the coffee and civet cats? I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl, and gave him a small turtle chaser. It completely replaces the mash process! I gathered the owl pellets, put them straight into boil, and with a little us-06, it was fermenting almost before I closed the primary lid ! Only question is should i do a tertiary ferment or should j go for quaternary for that extra clarity?
Why eff with the owl???? NOOB.

I hork down the gerbils and turtle bits (can't get the shell down)

wait 10 minutes.

Barf the whole mess into a bucket and top up to 5 gallons, pitch starter, voila!

No collecting turds (seriously....WTF?????) and no waiting while the owl possibly flies off to poop elsewhere.

 
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:22 PM   #513
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He will fly and drop a deuce right in your primary. Mmm just like macaroni!
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Old 09-18-2012, 09:37 PM   #514
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Old 09-18-2012, 09:45 PM   #515
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Make sure to make it a black IPA
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Old 09-18-2012, 09:52 PM   #516
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Will you be utilizing turtles?
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:07 PM   #517
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Yes, black as night. And the serving vessel will be an empty turtle shell.

 
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:13 PM   #518
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:21 PM   #519
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Why eff with the owl???? NOOB.

I hork down the gerbils and turtle bits (can't get the shell down)

wait 10 minutes.

Barf the whole mess into a bucket and top up to 5 gallons, pitch starter, voila!

No collecting turds (seriously....WTF?????) and no waiting while the owl possibly flies off to poop elsewhere.
i feed them to my cat (minus the shell of course) she coughs them up in a furball later on, just like a need little teabag ready for the brew pot.

 
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Old 09-19-2012, 01:10 AM   #520
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i feed them to my cat (minus the shell of course) she coughs them up in a furball later on, just like a need little teabag ready for the brew pot.
Mmmmm......sounds tasty!

 
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