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Old 09-17-2012, 06:26 PM   #491
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Albert Einstein once said that if bees disappear, man would only last four more years. Do you think the "s" was supposed to be an "r"?
What if beer disappeared? I bet the BMC drinkers would be the first to resort to cannibalism. We, of course, would be fine, having an established pipeline and the skills to brew beer to quench our thirst. Brewing in the cover of night with only the slight glow of our propane burners twinkling in the still darkness, arming ourselves with mash paddles and glass carboys to defend ourselves and our brew. Our beer would not disappear and thus we would not perish. But I dare not think of those who had become accustomed to drinking fizzy yellow liquid out of containers that tell them when they're cold enough, allow them to scratch their name in the label and nicely vortex the beer into their mouth.

 
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:02 PM   #492
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Einstein was drunk at that time so yes... we probably meant beer

 
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:09 PM   #493
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#1. Yes, you will die after four days without beer.

#2. You don't have to worry about bees, Monsanto is already working on that pesky problem.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:30 PM   #494
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in a world suddenly devoid of beer a man that can brew will be king and rule over the thongs.

 
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Old 09-17-2012, 10:06 PM   #495
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in a world suddenly devoid of beer a man that can brew will be king and rule over the thongs.
I wish I was ruler over "thongs".
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Old 09-17-2012, 10:23 PM   #496
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The ruler of throngs of thongs, it's good to be king....
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Old 09-17-2012, 11:10 PM   #497
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Old 09-17-2012, 11:48 PM   #498
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After 4 days of no more beer in a world full of nucleur bombs. Astalavista baby.

Maybe we need to establish some HBT shelters
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:22 AM   #499
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Drinkin a Duvel Belgian golden ale. Glass up to all the idiots!
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:31 AM   #500
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Quote:
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Albert Einstein once said that if bees disappear, man would only last four more years. Do you think the "s" was supposed to be an "r"?
What if beer disappeared? I bet the BMC drinkers would be the first to resort to cannibalism. We, of course, would be fine, having an established pipeline and the skills to brew beer to quench our thirst. Brewing in the cover of night with only the slight glow of our propane burners twinkling in the still darkness, arming ourselves with mash paddles and glass carboys to defend ourselves and our brew. Our beer would not disappear and thus we would not perish. But I dare not think of those who had become accustomed to drinking fizzy yellow liquid out of containers that tell them when they're cold enough, allow them to scratch their name in the label and nicely vortex the beer into their mouth.
What if some disease wiped out barley and all that was left was the BMC rice beer? I just gave myself the chills!!!

 
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