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Old 09-16-2012, 10:31 PM   #461
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Quite right. And now you know why I named my brewery Hamsterbite.
I thought maybe you liked hamsters biting you. Or maybe you liked biting hamsters.

 
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Old 09-16-2012, 10:34 PM   #462
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Ok probably rigth but guys turtles, crocs and hamstesr are all rigth just donīt do it with dogs as macrobreweries do:


 
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Old 09-16-2012, 10:40 PM   #463
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I thought maybe you liked hamsters biting you. Or maybe you liked biting hamsters.
I enjoy both, but that is besides the point.
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Old 09-16-2012, 10:43 PM   #464
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If you don't have real hamsters and you decide to use zhu zhu pets instead, remember to remove the battery before submerging them in your beer.

 
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Old 09-17-2012, 12:00 AM   #465
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Nutria. For those really big beers.
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Old 09-17-2012, 12:01 AM   #466
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If you don't have real hamsters and you decide to use zhu zhu pets instead, remember to remove the battery before submerging them in your beer.
I would leave the batteries in. In electric kettles, the extra power would help shorten the time to full boil. Also, they help keep fur form sticking to the elements. ( consult a licensed beautician before attempting to work with fur) YMMV.
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Old 09-17-2012, 12:12 AM   #467
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When I bend over to look at my belly button I noticed a ribbon. This made me ponder about the length of the toenails on a sparrow and whether or not to add its beak to my hamster ale.
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Old 09-17-2012, 01:19 AM   #468
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When I bend over to look at my belly button I noticed a ribbon. This made me ponder about the length of the toenails on a sparrow and whether or not to add its beak to my hamster ale.
Thats deep. I'm going to ponder that over a glass of hamster nuts brown ale and a turtle on the half shell.

 
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Old 09-17-2012, 01:31 AM   #469
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When I bend over to look at my belly button I noticed a ribbon. This made me ponder about the length of the toenails on a sparrow and whether or not to add its beak to my hamster ale.
Mr. Jaehnig, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 09-17-2012, 01:33 AM   #470
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Always go with flaming dog poo and the human response.
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