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Old 09-15-2012, 06:22 PM   #401
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People make oyster stouts why not make a turtle IPA? only because itīs cruel?

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 08:15 PM   #402
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Its not cruel when the crows enjoy watching.
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Old 09-15-2012, 08:38 PM   #403
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This thread must not die! If it reaches 600 posts I'll do something I thought I'd never do. I'll brew an......IPA! I am not a fan of IPAs, but when the 600 post mark is reached I'll brew a big ol fat flippin Double Black IPA!
Then I'll drink every last bit of it and be forced to love it.
And I'll post a video of me drinking it from the keg with a silly straw on the spinning teacups ride at a carnival!
Well maybe not that last part, but I'll brew the beer........minus turtles though.
As a sign of solidarity, I too commit to brewing/cpnsuming an IPA should this thread reach 600 posts, however; mine shall be a literal Indian IPA containing some sort of typical Indian spices/ ingredients.

Furthermore, I see your 600 post IPA, and raise you a 1000 post open wild fermentation.
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Old 09-15-2012, 08:42 PM   #404
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People make oyster stouts why not make a turtle IPA? only because itīs cruel?
Yeah, and what about all the billions of innocent yeast? Each beer consumed is the equivalent of an Alderaan level massacre in scale.
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:39 PM   #405
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Circle of life stuff really. There is a ritual amongst my people. Every time a beer must be sacrificed, we give our respects. We take only what we need, and nothing is wasted. We offer the following words as thanks:

*I see you Brother, and thank you. Your spirit goes with Eywa. Your body stays behind to become part of The People.
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:46 PM   #406
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As a sign of solidarity, I too commit to brewing/cpnsuming an IPA should this thread reach 600 posts, however; mine shall be a literal Indian IPA containing some sort of typical Indian spices/ ingredients.

Furthermore, I see your 600 post IPA, and raise you a 1000 post open wild fermentation.
Awesome! Awesome to the max!
I'm all in! I'm already developing my recipe for the double black IPA should we reach 600. The name will include idiot or something of the like in honor of this thread. Next stop wild fermentation!

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:47 PM   #407
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If only the ramblers would unit. The sacrifice could be repented. The worth of life is as a grindstone, ever turning.
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:54 PM   #408
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Circle of life stuff really. There is a ritual amongst my people. Every time a beer must be sacrificed, we give our respects. We take only what we need, and nothing is wasted. We offer the following words as thanks:

*I see you Brother, and thank you. Your spirit goes with Eywa. Your body stays behind to become part of The People.
I don't know about you, but I hate connecting the tentacles in my hair braid with the tentacles on my mash tun and fermenter. Star San kinda stings after a while.

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 10:56 PM   #409
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How do I know when I've found the right mashtun?

It will try to kill you.

Outstanding.
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:08 PM   #410
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How do I know when I've found the right mashtun?

It will try to kill you.

Outstanding.
Whew.....that was a tough ritual. But to prove a point I had to abandon my original mash tun for a much larger one.

 
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